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| Laugh With One Teeth by Eraddray(m): 9:14pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Goodluck Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with GMBuhari and a little school girl. GMBuhari said to the little girl" take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. GMBuhari asked her: "How come?" The little girl replied: Goodluck Jonathan took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. Please don't laugh alone |
| Re: Laugh With One Teeth by holyteeboy(m): 9:16pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Many people have used this as topic |
| Re: Laugh With One Teeth by marshalcarter: 9:17pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Dis is the 81st tym m readin dis on nairaland.....na wa o Na so copy&paste full here  |
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