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Awesome Factz Like It A Lottle by vinxce(m): 7:46pm On Feb 05, 2015
1. Don't let the shadows of your past darken the
doorstep of
your future. Forgive and let go.
2. Dimples may be cute, but they are an inherited
genetic flaw
caused by a fibrous band of tissue that connects the
skin to an
underlying bone.
3. When a guy says "Ladies first", chances are he
said it to
look at your ass.
4. Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.
5. In 2013, football player Cristiano Ronaldo opened
a museum dedicated to himself.
6. Don't try to understand everything. Sometimes it
is not
meant to be understood, just accepted.
7. Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or
showing off. It’s about being with a person who
makes you happy in a way
nobody else can.
8. If you type "illuminati" backwards, followed by
'.com' in your address bar, you end up at the U.S.
government's national
security page.
9. Marijuana was initially made illegal in 1937 by a
man who
testified the drug made white women want to be
with black
men.
10. If you download a "PDF" file and you see it ends
in ".exe"
delete it. Its a virus
11. There is a free website called "essaytyper" that
lets you type
a topic and it will write the paper for you in minutes
12. “Darkle” is the opposite of “sparkle.”
13. Lamborghini cars were invented when the
Lamborghini
tractor company was insulted by the creator of
Ferrari.
14. Be strong enough to let go, and patient enough
to wait for
what you deserve.
Quote: “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery,
today is a
gift of God, which is why we call it the present

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