My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.

My dear Edo people; Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not'hate'. Its
Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.

My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its
Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste
weds Animal calling'.
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