A well-worn 500 Note and a similarly distressed 5 note arrived at the central bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they stuck up a conversation. The 500 reminisced about its travels over the country, i have been to lagos, ibadan, sagamu, mowe, abuja, kano, bayelsa and akwa ibom, the finest restaurant in victoria island, Mr. Biggs, city mall, i ve had performances at Muson centre, glover hall, blue roof, and even cruire on the Atlantic and pacific Ocean. Wow! Said the 5 naira note. You-ve really had an exciting life. Tell me, says the N500, where have you been throughout your life time? The N5 note replied oh! Ive been to Apostolic and methodist churches, anglican, baptist, c and s, deeper life church and rccg churches. The N500 Note interupts what is a church? On the whole, examine the type of notes you give to God. What have you giving to God this year? Offering time is blessing time. It is what you that you will reap. You havent giving God anything if you havent given yourself. And you cant give according to Gods way if you have not given yourself. Wishing you all a happy sunday in advance.

very funny
God will help us to pay Gud offerings

zyzxx:
very funny
God will help us to pay Gud offerings

Amen o

elantraceey:


Amen o

amen.


Gud morning

Alright . pls send me God's account number.