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| Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
If it was in the days of Moses and Elijah them, who give such people power to do any of these in Church  ?Any small misbehaviour can land you "Angelic slap"  Grace sha  Some of them are... 1. Making Calls You're in Church and will still be replying calls saying "call me later, I dey Church" or "sell am for #3500" - To whom it may concern 2. Browsing Some folks have replaced Bible for iPad these days, so it makes it very easy to switch from Bible to NL or FB 3. Taking photos Babes working outside the church like traffic unit, crowd control unit, ushers or even environmentalists are mostly guilty of this. Last Sunday, some even pleaded I snapped them...me too snap them 4. Turning back to admire or to see who is admiring you This one tire me sha... She makes a new hair and every minute she is pampering it and looking back....hmm...some will just be looking around as if they're in church in search of a treasure- Treasure Hunt ni 5. Ladies walking in the aisle when the church is dead silent She and her high heels... The other day, one almost fell right before me... Pastor is preaching, you go just cat walk from back to front with "one kind dress like that"...na wa o! Thus, causing an interference in the flow ...6. Farting Farting is real o... , Some people nor dey fear God at all...How you want make people handle the message? Some people dey fart through their mouths sha...When pastor say "Tell you neighbour..." I go look opposite oo or form seriousness  7. Breastfeeding There is always a place for breastfeeding mothers to breastfeed, but some do it as occasion bids... Anywhere that the baby cries, them just bring the thing out... Them nor send you at all o... I know some can't be controlled and a few of us have been involved in one or more of these... Which are you guilty of? Have a nice week ahead  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Odillz: 10:26pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
FEMALE USHERS tapping male members and saying,"bro,sit up.Don't give the devil a chance"  ..Searching passionately for the N50 reserve when it comes to offertory,and keeping N5000 for Agatha 2 Likes |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by ArchEnemy(m): 10:30pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
-pinging and chatting -gisting and making side comments -day dreaming -others |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Jeromejnr(m): 10:31pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
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| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
ArchEnemy: The pinging own? Dem never jam hot ushers o |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Deejavuu Sup? |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by teemanbastos(m): 10:35pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
sleeping & Snoring |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by ArchEnemy(m): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: na to seize the phone bah? |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Deejavuu(f): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: Lool,am good... Okay i'm guilty of number 2,but i don't browse.Just check my KJV electronically ..1 Like |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by IceSplash(f): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
None |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Deejavuu: I knew... ...the way you were just sampling the thread quietly ...Sometimes, don't you check your mail and updates? |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:42pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
ArchEnemy: Lol...Iffa hear...them go jus tell you to put it away...seize ke? If na usher wey I get crush on, I go allow her seize my phone sharperly ... All things work together for good... abi na? |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Deejavuu(f): 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: Naah-i try to resist the "temptation".. 1 Like |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Deejavuu: You na strong Christian o... ...na girls na him guys dey find...tell me your address oya…… |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by ArchEnemy(m): 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: she ll tell you to get it back from the chief usher  |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Deejavuu(f): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: Lool-i will send it via courier ...Goodnight1 Like |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
ArchEnemy: hian! before a girl go wan seize my phone, there is already something ...She knows the ropes... |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Deejavuu(f): 10:52pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: You will know after u get it.. 1 Like |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by ArchEnemy(m): 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by teemanbastos(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith:lol... D tin wey 1 dy c 4 church...na die. Xum ppu sef go sleep off and fall 4rm chair. |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Deejavuu(f): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith: This one isnt,dont worry we will continue the chat after u get my package... 1 Like |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nairalander01: 10:59pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Op You forgot to add Toasting/chyking inside church |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Deejavuu: I'll be waiting... |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:07pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
teemanbastos: hard to believe ey ... |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nairalander01: 11:11pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
emusmith:Yeah and you look a like culprit |
| Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
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