A boss said to his secretary I want to have
SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll
throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you
bend down to pick it I'll be done.She thought
for a moment then called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend then said
to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up
the money very fast he wouldn't even have
enough time to undressed himself." So she
agrees.Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend
decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what
happened? She responds, "The Bastard used
coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"