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“i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by jikanbage: 10:08am On Feb 08, 2015
Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till
you hear the full gist.
FNN has gathered that owning to recent news
that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives
with them on the campaign train, First Lady of
Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted
to conducting her own campaign for her
husband.
She claims if all the women and children in
Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet
that her hubby is winning the elections.
We spoke to the First lady at the maiden
campaign rally that took place at the Federal
Capital territory yesterday and this was her
submission:
“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you
for this ability you have given me to say
something on this matter.
Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the
Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for
campaign train hence me too have decide to
start campaign for my husband.
I have instructed all first lady of all states to
also start their husband campaign so that we
can all have a voice as woman of the country.
I know that since my husband has become
president, I have not cook for him at once but I
know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s
wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s
wife).
Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they
vote us back, I will cook everybody every month
for 4 years.
I hope that you people understand me very well
before they say I am speak grammar again
*laughs hysterically*
Thank you FNN people”
She made the above statement when FNN asked
her why she was running a campaign train
especially in the absence of President GEJ.
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Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by loomer: 10:13am On Feb 08, 2015
NONSENSE
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by juniormusa(m): 10:16am On Feb 08, 2015
U can speak better English than Buhari's wife too mama peace grin

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Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:21am On Feb 08, 2015
Mtchewwww. Who is patience jonathan sef. Is it that woman that said "na only you waka come". I only knew her with those words.

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Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by makazona(m): 10:41am On Feb 08, 2015
prove it then
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by Beesluv: 10:45am On Feb 08, 2015
Hmmm, this woman sha

So she thinks food is the only problem in Nig
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by Beesluv: 10:46am On Feb 08, 2015
kazmanbanjoko:
Mtchewwww. Who is patience jonathan sef. Is it that woman that said "na only you waka come". I only knew her with those words.

Chai!!!
The woman that said "fellow widows"
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by holyteeboy(m): 11:27am On Feb 08, 2015
dere is God oooo

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