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“i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by jikanbage: 10:08am On Feb 08, 2015 |
Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist. FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband. She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections. We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission: “My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter. Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband. I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country. I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife). Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years. I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically* Thank you FNN people” She made the above statement when FNN asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ. #ShareAjoke #SatireSeason http:///2015/01/i-can-cook-better-than-buharis-wife-patience-jonathan/ |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by loomer: 10:13am On Feb 08, 2015 |
NONSENSE |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by juniormusa(m): 10:16am On Feb 08, 2015 |
U can speak better English than Buhari's wife too mama peace 1 Like |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:21am On Feb 08, 2015 |
Mtchewwww. Who is patience jonathan sef. Is it that woman that said "na only you waka come". I only knew her with those words. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by makazona(m): 10:41am On Feb 08, 2015 |
prove it then |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by Beesluv: 10:45am On Feb 08, 2015 |
Hmmm, this woman sha So she thinks food is the only problem in Nig |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by Beesluv: 10:46am On Feb 08, 2015 |
kazmanbanjoko: Chai!!! The woman that said "fellow widows" |
Re: “i Can Cookbetter Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patiencejonathan by holyteeboy(m): 11:27am On Feb 08, 2015 |
dere is God oooo |
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