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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by ademega(m): 4:28pm On May 02, 2015 |
Good one |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Enoquin(f): 4:28pm On May 02, 2015 |
Beautiful! The first one did it for me ![]() |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by chigoizie7(m): 4:30pm On May 02, 2015 |
As for me? NO1 is d bomb 5 Likes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by eluquenson(m): 4:31pm On May 02, 2015 |
Nice jokes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by bqlekan(m): 4:35pm On May 02, 2015 |
The last one cracked me up ![]() |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by scampy(m): 4:37pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa: |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Lero15(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2015 |
Finally, it made frontpage!!! ![]() Welldone, Friedplantain |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by scampy(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa: because, himsef no sabi d ansa. 2 Likes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by khorlynz(m): 4:40pm On May 02, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:Go on Bro... |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Nobody: 4:41pm On May 02, 2015 |
2 Likes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 4:45pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa:[size=15pt] Cos it doesn't make sense. The naija guy asked a question which doesn't have an anwers so he could get $400.[/size] 3 Likes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Joeadamxx(m): 4:52pm On May 02, 2015 |
A Nigerian father and his son were travelling in a boat across the mediterranean for a better life in Europe with other nationalities. Arabs and other Africans. The captain noticed that the boat was leaking and taking in water and all could die except he lighten up the boat by jettisoning his passengers. So, in his desire to be fair, he said we will jump into the water alphabetically. So, if what I said applies to you, please jump so that we will not all die! 1. Africans - Other Africans promptly jumped. The son was about to jump when the Nigerian father held him. 2. Blacks - Non-African blacks jumped and again, the Nigerian son wanted to jump but his father again held him. 3. Coloured - The Captain looked at the Nigerian and said "If you're not African or Black at least you're coloured, is it until I get to Nigeria before you'll jump?" The Nigerian father said no. I and my son won't jump until you get to Zombie, because today, that's what we are!!! 30 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Nobody: 4:54pm On May 02, 2015 |
cyprus000:lol ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by fecosequence(m): 4:57pm On May 02, 2015 |
dahreyM:am guilty of dat 1 bro..to d extent i 4got my bks tryin to mk d ball enta my bag |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by brownlord: 5:00pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa: No answer to the question, so he gave 5$ to him as agreed 1 Like |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:01pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa:[size=15pt] Naija no dey carry last. ![]() Its lyk I know you from somwer..ain't you the one with the moniker "MALEGIRL"? [/size] |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by brownlord: 5:02pm On May 02, 2015 |
cyprus000: How did you get $400 from that post, or this another joke? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by rexoluj(m): 5:05pm On May 02, 2015 |
cyprus000: $490 actually 1 Like |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:06pm On May 02, 2015 |
brownlord:my bad bro |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ilekeh(f): 5:07pm On May 02, 2015 |
cyprus000: ![]() |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:08pm On May 02, 2015 |
Ilekeh:my bad ![]() |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:08pm On May 02, 2015 |
rexoluj:no mind me ![]() |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:22pm On May 02, 2015 |
Fried plantain abi wetin b your name..... if I catch u eh....... c as I dey smile n laugh for bus |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by ifihearam: 5:29pm On May 02, 2015 |
Hmm |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Okworigeorge(m): 5:32pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa:he gave d white man $5 as change cos he doesn't know d answer himself....no answer for d question 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Sarhyd(m): 5:35pm On May 02, 2015 |
brownlord: Lol, it's miscalculation |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Sarhyd(m): 5:38pm On May 02, 2015 |
If I read number 1, 100000000000 times, I will still laugh.. That's just the funniest to me.. . God!!!! 4 Likes |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ahmad4452(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2015 |
Friendplantian if my teacher collect my fone u are trouble |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ahmad4452(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2015 |
Friendplantian if my teacher collect my fone u are trouble.i dey laff as if her cloth tear 4 yash |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:48pm On May 02, 2015 |
Nice jokes oP. Thank You. |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by enzony(m): 5:56pm On May 02, 2015 |
FriedPlantain: Lolzzzzzz. |
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by tobyemmanuel(m): 5:57pm On May 02, 2015 |
vheMa:He did not know the answer too. LOL 2 Likes |
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