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| You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 12:14pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
I know so many people will be amazed to see me come up with this kind of write-up. I'm just that type of person that respects God so never judge a book by its cover  When men were still BABY Christians, I remembered things my friends used to do during and after church service which are not the prospect for serious minded Christians. If you are guilty of charge please turn a new leaf today. 1. He returns back from the church, he drops his Bible and after eating, he opens his video folder and start watching porn. Without deceiving yourself, you only went to church to waste your time 2. He/she leaves church premises and starts mouth thrashing the choir that their singing skills is poor and how they were singing off key 3. He/she walks out of the church because he/she finds the sermon boring. You should have bought Night of a thousand laugh CD and watch it at home rather than expecting the pastor to spice up the sermon with jokes 4. Your are seated beside someone you've got beef with and the pastor tells you to exchange greetings or prophesy something good to the life to the person sitting next to you but you refused cos you are keeping malice with that person 5. You were busy gazing at a pretty young lady while praise and worship was going on. After the church service, you went to her and exercised your wooing skills. My brother, you are really a joker 6. I remembered when one of our church members who happened to be my friend walked into the church at late hour. I tried to usher him to a vacant seat when he whispered to me " Tosyne abeg put me for where babes dey oooo", I just smiled and ushered him to a row loaded with guys  . After the service, he came to me and told me I fuccked up. If you are guilty of this I'm sorry you are only attending church service for the fun of it7. You PING at regular intervals, that is, from the beginning of the service to the end, I'm sorry you only went to church probably because you don't want to be seen staying at home 8. If the driving motive behind your presence in church is only to charge your mobile phone and the moment it's full, off you go. I'm sorry it's just one of those things 9. You go to church no doubt but you return home, you just can't remember the topic of the sermon or any Bible verse Happy Sunday fellas God bless you all Written by : Tosyne2much More at http://tosyne2much..com 5 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Faibuhari: 12:15pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
You know you went to church for fun if you prayed for GMB victory 1 Like |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by ArchEnemy(m): 12:16pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
 well done op.Permit me to add - those who go to church to sleep. - those who go to church to market their goods...they come with their stuffs in their vehicle. Addendum: they are also called bench warmers |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Faibuhari: 12:19pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
GEJ will win in marchuary |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Nobody: 12:19pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
If you went to church to show ur new dress, weavon, haircut, shoes and even to look for your admirer nd admiree u r deceiving yourself part3. 1 Like |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Hawx(m): 12:20pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Hmmmm! Quite interesting! |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by sholikay(m): 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
*incantatiön mode activated*..oun taba wi fogbo ni ogbo ngbo,oun taba wi fogba logba ngba..ago meji osan ni omo primary skul jade..enikan ki n na breadi..oya ki n ba ra mi ni front page nisinsin yi o..offfeeeeee!!!... Sorry if u dnt undastand yoruba o..oya lemme now read OP's write up. 1 Like |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 12:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
sholikay:bawo ni ose mo wipe oma de FP ? |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Viktoh(m): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
I stopped goin 2 church wen d youth of d church were bout 2 av a drama nd dey said im gonna act Judas Iscariot  |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Gmajor(m): 12:36pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
i dont see anything wrong in number 2 though |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Nobody: 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
ArchEnemy: Thanks so much bro 1 Like |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by agoadiv(m): 12:51pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
chàiiii number 9 ooooo,.,.even number 8....this two is grabbing my neck too but its good to be in the technical department.. like if ur a redeemed member |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
agoadiv:hahahahaha... What if it doesn't make FP ? |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by agoadiv(m): 12:57pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
tosyne2much:den kip silent |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
10. He/She went to church with an intent of showing off his/her flashy clothes. Nice work op 1 Like |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by majamajic(m): 1:06pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Mini skirt....white pant......front row seat . |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Nobody: 1:14pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Number 7 almost everybody are guilty of this, even some ministers of God find themselves in this part. Number 8 my school church have a room for charging, I dunno what to call it, cause if its an organisation I will say business strategies....cause half of the member are charging from this room. Me exception |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by sholikay(m): 3:19pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
tosyne2much:bros tosyno,na ur doubtness don spoil my juju..no wori,if load reach up,reach down,e stil get where we fit put anoda load..*puts on my charm regalia* |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by bobbyluis(m): 9:37pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Just passing |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by defendedvictim(m): 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
Viktoh:  u resemble d guy sha.Tosyne...so u sef na usher? D kinda people I wil see in heaven sha  |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 3:33pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
defendedvictim:hahahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao.. Chaii I don too laf oooo |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by IceSplash(f): 3:56pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
 no 9 |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:58am On Feb 15, 2015 |
IceSplash:are you guilty of charge ? |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Nobody: 8:12am On Feb 15, 2015 |
ArchEnemy: I went to a church 2weeks ago though I was late they took me to the front seat. As the pastor was preaching about two of the ministers were sleeping, I jejely carried my bag and left. |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Prophessor(m): 8:58am On Feb 15, 2015 |
f |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by FakeID: 9:39am On Feb 15, 2015 |
You always turn up late for service. You pay no attention to the sermon and can't wait for service to end. You just pass the offering/tithe bag to the next person without contributing 10 kobo. You always come without your bible. Your mind is on anything else but the service. Your one of the first to leave as soon as the service ends. |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by ArchEnemy(m): 10:54am On Feb 15, 2015 |
brito: why now? |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(m): 8:36am On Feb 22, 2015 |
FakeID:hahahahahahaha |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by Rexnegro(m): 9:37am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Viktoh:Maybe u resemble Judas iscariot Lolz |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by stuff46(m): 11:56am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Faibuhari: Smh for yur life |
| Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by stuff46(m): 12:00pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Viktoh: Its not a bad idea, its a priviledge. Passion play makes you have a little experience of what happen to Jesus. To make you feel part of the pains, it would improve your spirituality. Sorry to say, if you stopped going because of that; then you don't justify the suffering inwhich Christ did for you and i. |
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