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Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by dapsonjegz(m): 9:06pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy! 1. The trustworthy ones. This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ.. People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door has opened.! 2. The impatient ones. This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast.. I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah.. grin grin 3. First timers. This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter. 4. The suspecious ones. This ones will have to pull their belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their phones,keys even after much done they would be denied entrance.. The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ? cheesy ” 5.The Experts. This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close.. When one door closes the other must open. wink 6. The Restless. This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens. 7. Questionaries. This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer, questions like.. People full inside bank? Them they pay inside? Teller still remain? The ac dey work? Have you guys closed for work? Them dey show match inside? 8. The battle kings. When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad.. Who the cap fits let him wear.! Feel free to add yours! 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by dapsonjegz(m): 9:07pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
i belongz 2 no 5 |
Re: Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by olafunny(m): 9:09pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
So so funny. U ar ryt op. I fall in one category bt won't mention. Make front page 1st. Mod, take charge sharpaly |
Re: Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by Wuuworld(m): 9:54pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
I rep team number 2....no time to delay... |
Re: Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by dapsonjegz(m): 11:24am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Wuuworld:lol...badt man 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Peole You Meet At Banks Door by TaeKEa5: 1:29pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
so funny... |
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