Hello Nairalanders.

Having taken into account the global credit crisis and the fact that crude now sells for $40 per barrel dollars down from $145, plus we know have far more corrupt politicians in the wings waiting for 2011. one has to creatively adapt to the economic hardship or simply fade with the masses

I have come up with a money-spinning idea, publishing books for sale . I think it is an idea that will sell like bush-fire but i need your advice on whether I would be arrested when sales skyrocket.

Fortunately the raw materials for coming up with the published content abounds thanks to the frequency with which every title covered occurs daily in Nigeria.

Book Category: Fiction
Book Type: HOWTO and Concise Guide
Core Titles:

1: HOWTO: Successfully rob any Nigerian Bank
2: HOWTO: Evade EFCC Scrutiny (Money Laundering tips and tricks with full insider details)
3: HOWTO: Embezzle state funds legally (Politician Series) - could be split into PDP version and AD versions
4: HOWTO: Forming a robbery gang : Lagos, Abuja and Ibadan (on Special Request only Forming a robbery gang in Militant Zones)
5: HOWTO: Election Engineering the non-violent way (Inside tips on donations, decoy party formations, agenda-building and the all new Mirage Alliances Techniques)
6: HOWTO: Political Assassination (Politician Series) - Information gathering, insider-acquisition, target-profiling and post-assassination propaganda methods
7: Concise Guide: Beyond Late Retirement : Successful Careers in the Nigerian Civil Service
8: Concise Guide: Ultimate Money (Blood Money Series) - Contract Extensions in 2009 (Hot tips and certified occultists included)
9: Concise Guide: Prostituting in Lagos and Abuja - Maps to hot clubs, tennis clubs, boat clubs, restaurants, events and insider tips on embassy officials, senators, ministers and governors (insider expose on Lucky2K and Koro-ibo)
10: Concise Guide: Modern-day Evangelism in a saturated market (Sharp Christian Series - includes mini-guides on handkerchief miracles, guided-prophecies, spiritual sex etc)
11: Concise Guide: Becoming a successful yahoo, yahoo boy/girl (special abstracts on the new phenomenon YAHOO+)
12: Concise Guide: Governing a Nigerian State during an ethnic conflict/crisis (helpful tips from past governors and insight on past events)
13: Concise Guide: Successful Government Contracts in 2009 (lists of successful government contractors/sub-contractors/sub-sub-contractors)
14: Concise Guide: Ultimate Money II (Blood Money Series) - Inventory Management (AKA baby-napping) and Year-End donate-by-fatal-accident techniques)
15: Concise Guide: Importing Firearms via Nigeria-Cameroon border (previously unknown routes)
16: Concise Guide: Detecting SSS/Mossad/FBI/interpol agents in your area (special list of out-stations and agents briefing locations in Nigeria)