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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by ibkgab001: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
Condom should be the first thing on the list
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by seangy4konji: 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
Gala and Orbit Bubble gum nko?

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by eleko1: 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
quote author=Ariel20 post=30635205] cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, so very false![/quote]Nor mind the OP,they are are just fond of posting garbage/trash anyhow sad .
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by omexy4real(m): 4:30pm On Feb 11, 2015
Hmmmm!
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by eleko1: 4:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
I tire ooo.The OP shud be giving 12 strokes of Koboko
blublahd:

Yimu
how many female bank marketer you sabi?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by 9jatatafo(m): 4:35pm On Feb 11, 2015
These are the things you will always see with a female bank marketer.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by adewumiopeyemi(m): 4:36pm On Feb 11, 2015
after all the marketing there basuc salary of a marketer is 35k....a after walking on sun all day .... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Unitedabby(m): 4:41pm On Feb 11, 2015
The 10th point is the major reason i'd never date a banker especially if i'm ready for marriage!Not wife materials for me.

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Nobody: 4:49pm On Feb 11, 2015
[size=38pt]Numero Uno[/size]

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by sule5727: 4:50pm On Feb 11, 2015
Creamychic:
Hmmm....I'm learning.
that is d actual true! So learn more okay?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by yusufbida(m): 4:50pm On Feb 11, 2015
How does ds change d price of garri nd kulikuli in nigeria market?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by yemicoal(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
Lol.. So true, op u didn't add undies. Some of them sleep over @ men's place, so they take extra in case they need to change it. angry angry
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by allanphash7(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
working hard towards it bro
ruffhandu:


wicked.



Easy bro, just make some efforts.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by tonychristopher: 5:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
....then condom
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by oloworulz(m): 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2015
What about pads and toilet tissues Incase of emergency blood.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Jorussia(m): 5:15pm On Feb 11, 2015
Not all female marketers are guilty of promiscuity. I agree that vast majority of female bankers are promiscuous.

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Dagoma: 5:16pm On Feb 11, 2015
...and condom.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by rigarmortis: 5:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
CONDOM
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Nobody: 5:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
Two packs of postenor

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Nobody: 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:
[size=38pt]Numero Uno[/size]

grin grin grin.
Is that noodle spice?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by ruffhandu: 5:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jorussia:
Not all female marketers are guilty of promiscuity. I agree that vast majority of female bankers are promiscuous.

Yeah, that was why I wrote 10. This one actually is for the promiscuous ones.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Mhizkel(f): 5:47pm On Feb 11, 2015
Op have u dated a female banker?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by tplustee(m): 5:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
Abeg op no vex bt nothing mk sense for dis post
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Nobody: 6:00pm On Feb 11, 2015
Rubber Band inclusive
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by missade(f): 6:04pm On Feb 11, 2015
[quote author=adewumiopeyemi post=30635629]after all the marketing there basuc salary of a marketer is 35k....a after walking on sun all day .... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed[/quote

Walking in the sun? 35k basic salary?
What happened to the official car or are you referring to microfinance ones?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by lusciouslex: 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
What is it with all these 7,8, 10 things about people or types of people found in God knows where? Scientist everywhere.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
ruffhandu:
Ten Things you’ll find in the handbag of a Female Bank Marketer

This list may not be exhaustive, but yet basic. However, you have to be smart and observant to notice some of these. Feel free to criticise and trash this write-up if it doesn’t appeal to you. Also, do not be offended in anyway if you are a banker, especially a female, I wrote this not to spite but just to start your day. Enjoy!

1. Account Opening Package
Most of these people have an Account opening package handy so they don’t start running from pillar to post when a prospects eventually gives them the green light. Some who want to impress these customers promise them speed of account opening. So, once you say ‘yes’ to them, the account opening starts there and then.

2. Other People’s Cheques
Most times, these Bankers have cheques that do not belong to them, though some may be written in their favour. These cheques belong to customers most times. Some of the chqs are from prospective customers to open new accounts, Some of the chqs are to be paid into the customers’ existing accounts, some are for them to withdraw cash and deliver to the customer, some are post-dated chqs from customers or colleagues whom they lent money to, and some are cheques issued to them by their benefactors, just to withdraw and ‘chop’ the money. Lol.

3. Cash
We know what cash is used for. Some of these moneys are the converts and replacements of the chqs mentioned in 2 above, while others are for fresh transactions, or to foot expensive outings if all gimmicks to milk some man fails. It may also be for shopping somewhere.

4. People’s Passport Photographs
Mostly, these passports are for account opening, or other data-gathering related activities as required of the customers by the banks

5. Utility Bills
These are mostly for account opening. Either Electricity bills, or House rent receipts, or letters of introduction from employer, or associations chairmen etc.

6. Means of Identification
This is either for account opening or account re-activation, or any other official business as required. So, you’ll see things like International passport, driving licence, Permanent voters card, or association ID cards, etc, mostly their photocopies with ‘original copy sighted by me’ written somewhere.

7. Gift items
Sometimes you’ll see a gift item, if it’s small enough to enter the bag. Some of these gifts are for either customers or prospects, or their boyfriends, or for people who’ll give them access to a wealthy customer. It could be something like a wrist-watch or a perfume.

8. Perfume
The ladies would always want to smell fresh. Sometimes, before they enter to see a customer or a prospect, they’ll do some puff-puff inside the car before they step out.

9. Make-up Kit
These ladies would always want to look good, for their spouses, and for their customers. They have the expensive make-ups in town. They sometimes apply different make-ups for different customers. If they want to go and visit, say the president, they would wear a very expensive make-up, and wear the less expensive one when they want to see you, if you are not so …. Once when I saw a not-so-beautiful one, mehn, she was looking very beautiful. And when other females engaged her, she confessed she just bought the one they had told her about. She said she never used it at home. She washes her face before going home- her husband would skin her alive if he knew she invested that much on make-up. Women!

10. This one actually is for the promiscuous ones. Some take both male and female condom along, for those who care much about protecting themselves. Cases abound of where some of them got pregnant for customers. Some of them actually dirty the waters for their male counterparts. Some of those big men use them like they use them, use and drop. Some of them call them by their bank names, and have them in most of the banks. You know what I mean here.


Sorry if there are typos here. No need correcting me, unless you don’t understand what I wrote. Have a fun-filled day.



You are actually right....thats how my female colleague are always loaded with....

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Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Mayor88(m): 6:19pm On Feb 11, 2015
@ op,U̶̲̥̅̊ 4got to include condoms on ur list. Y?
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by ruffhandu: 6:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
tplustee:
Abeg op no vex bt nothing mk sense for dis post

I no vex bro.
Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by ruffhandu: 6:30pm On Feb 11, 2015
Mayor88:
@ op,U̶̲̥̅̊ 4got to include condoms on ur list. Y?

See no. 10, I no want make dem vex, na why I code am like that.

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