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/>¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:54pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
* * * * * * * * * * * * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Once again, the Nairaland Rapbattles section brings to you ELYMAXIIMUS vs JOSHUABASE You don't wanna miss this!!! As it promises to bring entertainment beyond your imagination. Come witness illness disguised in lyrical fitness! Expect *Punches that quake hell nd make satan homeless. *Rhymes that make fallen poets wanna return to the land of the living. * rhythm nd flow that makes you feel like "mehn, f*ck the beat"!!! * wits that will bring zeus to NL ![]() bio joshuabase one of the best who held it down here way back, no doubt! he was away from this forum for almost a year. But before this, he was known for his witty punches. He was so good with the plays that niggas couldn't get their teeth off his puns. What about the multis? Check your dictionaries, multis = joshua base... Elymaxiimus currently one of the best on this forum. Having won two battles this year already, elymax is known for his simple yet deadly schemes. With punches steady hitting his victims till the end. ........................CONCLUSION.............................. Joshuabase was a respected head back then when he battled here. Elymax is a respected head now... Will joshubase prove he is still king over this new one(s), or will elymax retire his @ss? Both these heads fight for honour, whose head will stay put? whose head will roll? ::.::::.:Its the COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II!!! .:::::::: * * * * * * * * Voting criteria opener = 1point flow = 1point rhymes = 2points Metaphors/similies = 2points Punchlines = 3points personals = 2points W/P = 2points closer = 1point 12 bars! Deadline is saturday the 14th of february 2014... Verses are to be posted by battlers on or not later than the deadline. No complaining about verdicts.. No unnecessary comments Anything you have to say should be in your verdicts. Failure to adhere to these rules attract a ban goodluck! |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by kayslimshady(m): 1:57pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
What's this one saying ![]() ![]() |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by quinnboy: 2:04pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color] I love Rap battle. One or two occasions in my sch some dude had a game battle and it was dem fun. |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:29am On Feb 14, 2015 |
Check.... Joshuabase lets post |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Nobody: 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Arranging my bars |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:00pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Phew. Waiting.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:40pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Modified! |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by 007Bruce: 1:17pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus:where is your own verse? |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Nobody: 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
. . . . . (Teacher) Hi y'all gay bums/ Today I'll be teaching you guys wordplay/puns/ Metaphoric nice ordained punch(es)/ . Wordplay/Puns . I can understand the guy's frustrations/ My songs go from fm to fm ..Oap's play mine all day long/ While His' occupy all space on/ - shelves In summary,His tracks be on that Shelf ish,while mine cross stations!/ . Your chick loves the morning wood,and I'mma fork her very deep/ Her Flat behind? Ah call that LCD/ .... 'Cause you'd always find her on that Early D/ . (If only he had a chick) . A Cheap set of dullard whores/ RAM Your gf while she bent on all her fours/ Have your sister drilled,On my PC shii I'd still get your mother bored/ . (Teacher) This is not a computer play,end punch's below all that stuff/ . In summary I've been a polygamous mister of late/ Damn! 3 bishes share I and they not the sisters of fate!/ . The bish' whipping will so start this evening/ Cold spanking the Belle bottom,give him an old fashion beating/ . Punch . Vs Geoxpress? Twas cutleries and axe/ -es He hurled, and of you he made mockery and laughed/ While Your verse was Aquaman with those watery attacks/ . But fear of His deformed looks,made the guy retreat all his hits/ Narrow Win? he literally won that battle by the skin of his teeth!/ . And tho' I'm single a lean/ I blow my load in chicks that's dimpled and slim/ His face is pivotal to the fact the Virgin's never seen nipp.les and things/ (prolly blames it on mikuz and me)/ So when he makes efforts to blow his load, .its with a simple machine!!/ ( ._.) . (Teacher) Class I hope you reading this great chapter/ . "Is the brainless cretin dissing this sage rapper?/ Bish see you in that pencil jean and your life's stationary ... Only thing missing is grey matter/ . Here The virgin gets raised with the trident,that Annulls the pork thief/ Lol ... Even construction workers will applaud the 'fork lift'/ . (Teacher) Bonus bars . "Rumours that he'll win base of course/ Should be treated like his mom's cooking,please take with a grain of salt/ Every rap inclined/ fella feels EL is wack, . .inside/ He know it,he gets no praise or any chants in rhymes/ So He's never buttered up,But If the loafer's getting buttered up,then its sandwich time/" . (Teacher) every punch had a metaphoric build up in fact its known that/ Punchlines are the phrases that give a bar,its 'owner'/ Otherwise known as entendre,so bye kids ... Class is over!/ . (Bars by JoshuaBase culled from Elymaxiimus Vs JoshuaBase) 6 Likes |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:54pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Joshuabase:smh.... I'm nice, so i'mma let it slide... I thought you were messing with me when you liked my my comment nd didnt still post ur bars... Post your bars.. I'll follow suit |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Nobody: 7:07pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Elymaxiimus I've posted |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:22pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Note: anything you don't get, google or ask me in the chatroom. Lets go!!! * * * * * * ******joshuabase's entombment****** I brought s1ck bars in, i'm dropping shots This acidic bubbling drop will leave base reacting to forming salts form insults, all you want you'll still get the punches from a major my uppercut's a hot temperature the hit takes you up like water vapour you get carried up with a box, i'm undertaker if he flees, i pop that two slugs with macs he'll get killed while he runs like funsho williams see? my lyrics tight, this is why dudes wanna be me, cos i'm real drugs with raps niggas gon hate "to be joshua" . . . . Cos in this brawl we'll laugh when we see the goblin's "build up collapse".. so how you gonna land a punch? but i have enough i spend solid bars alot but you lacking much our hands aint equal ... Or i'll have urs crushed I'm like an octopus, you a silly human, .....dummy, that's the point My IQ is bright n bigger than jupiter yours is thin nd dark like .... iyanga lupita beat me? You a deciever like lucifa i tame this animal like zoo keepers i aim macs he'll catch my shots quicker than good keepers quit rap, you wack, face your school more, abeg tho i doubt you'd make it, you're screwed up, lanleg i'm destined, i have a future ahead nigga go wash plates.. You have a few chore ahead you're as good more than dead uduak killed you, you came to report the brute guy. The story? we ignored the true side U3 crushed you.... I mean, U killed you... So we Called it suicide i'ma kill you again, you've brawled me to die one punch takes his head to n fro . . . like waves in a couch he'll get crippled, i'm maiming a tout we'll see the kid crawling the streets . . . like Baby's day out then i relate with a rout . . . when i make AKs shout i'm a cowboy . . . i'm taking "base" out i hear where he from, the people n the masses ...................Are a problem.............. the fools will be blasted :................ama solve em............. dice game! I'm inducing a hazard the "solution's'' been practised i destroy ''base's city'' without using an acid i'm bruising the bastard i catch the sn1tch like harrypotter i'll smack the pauper if he "make a move", that mag be "singing" on the f@ggot proper till his bones "breaking" . . . like michael jack n usher i slap this fell(a) till his wondering , who rang the bell? mac elev'n ... sends the wack to hell infact, i'ont need tools . . . cos i see the lad is scared! .... Instead, the f@g will get ,,,, scolded n blasted well even my 'shout out' takes the soul from him ..... I'm sindel!!! I stab his wife with nud.e pins leave his mom dead in a hotel .... like wit' houston hunt his bro nd sis, till they die in brooklyn i kill his fams, nd the moro.n could'nt 'make a fuss out of it' ...... If he was isaac newton i attack your inner organs like stomach cancers if you forming heartless voters will chase you away . . . they on't luv ur tactics i'll shun ur banters n torch ur skull . . . We'll see fire on ur head . . . Like shango dancers another victim gone! Elymax-cray 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:24pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
shango dancers
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Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:37pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Open for votes ibime coogar kr0ne emaprince mikuz jason21 limerick darkrebel666 teddybiyasi 007bruce gottoboy bars heywizzy iceskidd geoxpress guykhena (where this nigga been?) jigsawkillah lagguna giyazz sosiqdude ksslib who else? Every other d0pe member i forgot... |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Nobody: 8:20pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Ffuck it !!!! This is a BODY BAG EVENT !!!!! * I see everyone is trying to form their own text style and stop using the 3 set up line/one punch thing... Fantastic !! At first I thought Elymax wasn't on point but after 2 bars or so I started feeling the script I understand what you did with the whole key style thing. Bravo ! Joshuabase ...(Nice verse) but this is 2015 not 2008..If there's no horror core or K.O punch in your verse..its a no no for me cos I love evil punches not all those you things you did.. (Elymax) You must have been in all those foreign fb rap battle groups lately Straight to the point... Opener: TIE Rhymes-- Tie ( Joshua was even doing Two syllabic at a point .. wtf?) Flow: Tie Closer: Elymax ( That Shango simile was ill ... a lot of peeps here may not get it..but I actually did funtional art and one of the art form we did was Shango..so I really felt it) Metaphors/ Similes-- Elymax had a lot of crazy reference..-- The Baby Day's out thing was Super Duper and hilarious Punchlines: Elymax ..(Definitely ). ...... he flees, i pop that two slugs with macs he'll get killed while he runs like funsho williams (Fatality ) .. Everyone infusing Politics in their raps lately) Wordplay - Elymax. (I don't rate based on quantity but quality -- The Uduak( You(U) killed you/Suicidal was catastrophic MVGT-- Elymax Easy Win for Elymax ..... 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by MikyAeres(m): 10:45pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
... cool battle 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Supermiy: 11:25pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
i fit vote ![]() 1 Like |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Gladyys(f): 12:06am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Nice.....from both... can i vote? |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:14am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Every member is free to vote. |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Ibime(m): 12:49am On Feb 16, 2015 |
I was expecting a lot more from thís battle. Base, so na wetin them teach you for Facebook be thís? Rather than landing knockouts, you're confusing readers with all thís Teacher Teacher nonsense. Even Max was underwhelming. Only one thing stood out for me in thís battle and that's the U killed you line from Max . . . so MVGT: Max. |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by liricyst(m): 1:36am On Feb 16, 2015 |
since its open to everyone. .. here's my honest verd Very weak brawl MAX just about clipz this on mets and punchline crit. mvgt- elymax |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:36am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Thanks ELYMAXiimus:make una vote on this na.... |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Emaprince: 8:25am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Poor poor battle to me.base wasn't landing any punch here.more like a story ish.max on the other hand carry this kind disorganized writting/typing style come.anyways.. Mvgt-elymaxiimus |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Testerfuze(m): 8:37am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Another bodybag ![]() You call this a Battle??.... ![]() Mtcheeeew Anyway MVGT: elymaxiimus |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:50am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Testerfuze: Smh Not from you abeg ![]() Max tfu! I was hoping to use this style too lol Base is still having writers block Weak battle really.... Max wins it for me |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by kr0ne(m): 9:01am On Feb 16, 2015 |
opener = 1point - - Tie flow = 1point - - Tie rhymes = 2points - - Joshuabase (he was more precise) Metaphors/similies = 2points - - Elymax (Die on the run like Funsho/ Fire on the head like Sango dancer. Brilliant!) Punchlines = 3points - - Elymax (Joshua was busy teaching us (readers) instead of dissing his opponent, and most of his punches were not hitting, anyway) personals = 2points - Tie W/P = 2points - Elymax (I like that future wordplay) closer = 1point - Elymax Joshuabase, this style no dey work for NL Mvgt - - - Elymaxiimus! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Testerfuze(m): 9:54am On Feb 16, 2015 |
JigsawKillah:Like you knw i dnt reply negative posts!......*whistling* |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Limerick: 9:55am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Lwkm |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:03am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by LooNat11kk: 10:23am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Smh I dis-agree with all these verdicts But punchline goes to elymaximus though, for the fact that he was more direct |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:49am On Feb 16, 2015 |
LooNat11kk:so ur vote goes to who? Just vote nd say ur mind. |
Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by 04kaa: 12:45pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Vote elymax, his punches were blazing, but joshua had better structure, even tho i didnt dig the 3 lines thing , its overstrecthing in my books ![]() VOTE- ELYMAX 1 Like 1 Share |
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