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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
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TheSonOfMark:
Artist, how many drawings have you sold?grin

If you had even the intelligence of a salamander you would have been of been admitted to study a better course other than fine art?

You are a failed artist - fact!

You are a failed broke rapper - fact!

You are a snitch - fact!

You beg women on Nairaland for money - fact!grin



F9 parallel


Cc: sharonnn! Take note! Lol!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Cururu toad, your regurgitations are as inperceptible as the sonorous wanglings of a bimetal strip.

Only halfwits who juggle ignomy and nonchalancy get stuck with Fine Art which is as disposable as the"s" in Paris.

You are a nincompoop with the cognitive ability of a sugar ant.

You switch monikers to avoid the shame with clings to you like the whiskers of a catfish.

How many people study Fine Art these days? Oops! Unintelligent dingbats.

You should concentrated on selling your dust-coated paintings to feed your dependants.

If your idiocy were a lighthouse then skunks and ostrichs would perch at your harbour.

Odoriferous oestrogen-gulping pilfering ramshackle-dwelling meerkat!



gringrin the part where he asked "how many people study fine art these days" gringrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Slept 6:30?? shocked
This your night crawling is something else o. You've got to do something about it. sad

yeah that is a REAL night crawler! not all these small small 1AM things you do grin

but yeah I should do something...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
Yummy!!! You made it yourself?
Cherlene:
@ Jacksparrow0712

I had YESTERDAY'S leftover

- ★ Sliced AVOCADO
- ★ Yellow RICE
- ★ Fried Chicken
- ★ Baked SALMON FISH
- ★ Mixed Vegies stew
- ★ Green peas

View IMAGE below

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


I feel like if I met you in real life you would actually be very pleasant to talk to
pls stay away dis is nt d time 4 side talk, its time for war
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
loomer:

Seen you




My sugar
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by emeka1101: 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
WHO IS DIS? are u d one i quote? and are u crazy or wat? FUCCK OFF! IDIAT!
See dis smelly dickhead.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Nah. Didn't. Ordered it
How was your journey? Thank God you home now

Aha, you are ENJOYING!

Ijn AMEN, I RESIDE just 5-10 minutes WALKWAY from my FRIEND.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
Sinnzu:


gringrin the part where he asked "how many people study fine art these days" gringrin

Your Answer!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


I feel like if I met you in real life you would actually be very pleasant to talk to

Maybe I am. There are several popular Nairalanders who are my friends on Whatsapp and physically.

I let them be the judges of my true personality but thankfully the review has been positive.

They all know ,unlike Darkenedrebel, no matter what happens I'd never bring my off-Nairaland issues with them here.

No snitch deserves respect.♦

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Yummy!!! You made it yourself?

My friend PREPARED the dish
- BENEFIT of SLEEPING OVER smiley

Very NAMNAM...

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
Arararaara orororo ...
No Heroes where I come from Bullets flies in every Direction
Theson.ofmark and Da.rkrebel ...una tight pass
Virgin Anus cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin
Your Answer!
gringrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
emeka1101:
See dis smelly dickhead.
WHO IS DIS MAGGOT? i knw u? FUCCK OFF! IDIAT!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Boxer007(m): 5:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Yummy!!! You made it yourself?


Hey Boo Boo, this is for you

https://www.nairaland.com/2460739/romantic-poem-heart-jacksparrows-heart
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Oh! Thought it's a long distance travel. Never knew it's just a stone throw.
Cherlene:


Aha, you are ENJOYING!

Ijn AMEN, I RESIDE just 5-10 minutes WALKWAY from my FRIEND.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lol. Your friend taking good care of you

Can you make it?
Cherlene:


My friend PREPARED the dish
- BENEFIT of SLEEPING OVER smiley

Very NAMNAM...

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Yummy!!! You made it yourself?

Have you read your poem? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Oh! Thought it's a long distance travel. Never knew it's just a stone throw.

Hihihihi, NOW you are AWARE of that.

I am EXPECTING another friend this EVENING.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Maybe I am. There are several popular Nairalanders who are my friends on Whatsapp and physically.

I let them be the judges of my true personality but thankfully the review has been positive.

They all know ,unlike Darkenedrebel, no matter what happens I'd never bring my off-Nairaland issues with them here.

No snitch deserves respect.♦


Lmfao! Snitches get stitches then death!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Cururu toad, your regurgitations are as inperceptible as the sonorous wanglings of a bimetal strip.

is your infinitesimal vocabulary suffering an unfortunate drought?
here you were dissing blackett with the same words-

TheSonOfMark:

So opines a senile cururu toad with the bearing of a dingbat.

egregiously ill-cultured Tasseled wobbegong. I would use your skin as my prayer rug then go ahead to circumcise every single female in your household.

TheSonOfMark:

Only halfwits who juggle ignomy and nonchalancy get stuck with Fine Art which is as disposable as the"s" in Paris


which makes Leonardo Da Vinci,Michael Angelo & Picasso what? I told you I'm renaissance. next is bagging a degree in Law & maybe afterwards- if I'm bored I'd study mass communication. & you are throwing tantrums at a greek god who has achieved far greater than you.
cop a university degree first before you can speak to me... your science courses ain't gonna put food on the table.


TheSonOfMark:

You are a nincompoop with the cognitive ability of a sugar ant.


& you are a monumental pulp of stultifying inanity & unbelievable stewpidity


TheSonOfMark:

You switch monikers to avoid the shame with clings to you like the whiskers of a catfish.

at least I don't engage in cussfests with teenage girls on nairaland. whiskers? lunacy clings to you - the same way excreta clings to a bulldog's posterior


TheSonOfMark:

How many people study Fine Art these days? Oops! Unintelligent dingbats.

how many science students stay on nairaland from sunrise to sunset to partake in time-wasting e-duels? your father must be an Arizona tree-frog

TheSonOfMark:

You should concentrated on selling your dust-coated paintings to feed your dependants

yet making a grammatically correct statement has become such a prodigious task for you? what you need to concentrate on - is on your studies & pity your mother.


TheSonOfMark:

If your idiocy were a lighthouse then skunks and ostrichs would perch at your harbour.
Odoriferous oestrogen-gulping pilfering ramshackle-dwelling meerkat!

If you used your asininity to battle Samurais - 40 Ronins would perish instantly ..

unequivocally vulgar delinquent & slothful sock-sucking grotesque visual experience

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Iamsupaboi(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
Does anyone in owerri wanna hangout with me...
Holla bck.. Thanks! smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Lol. Your friend taking good care of you

Can you make it?

Yes, they ARE... cheesy

Definitely I can, I LOVE COOKING.

- Do you Cook?

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2015
@ Jacksparrow0712

Join ME praise and dance unto the Lord


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkpoNjveHA

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 5:17pm On Jul 18, 2015
whitewitch:
pls stay away dis is nt d time 4 side talk, its time for war

its always the time for side talk in the derailers paradise smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:

How many romancelanders have you hooked up with & actually met.
I have actually only met one & that's sharonnnn. I met her today

https://www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met

The snitching broke ass painter-cum-rapper opened a thread to celebrate that a woman finally agreed to sit out with him.

Doesn't this remind you of SSS2?grin


Next he'd threaten to upload screenshots of their chats and any nude picture she's sent to him if she stops picking his calls.grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Maybe I am. There are several popular Nairalanders who are my friends on Whatsapp and physically.

I let them be the judges of my true personality but thankfully the review has been positive.

They all know ,unlike Darkenedrebel, no matter what happens I'd never bring my off-Nairaland issues with them here.

No snitch deserves respect.♦

the only person I had an offline embroilment with is ladyboss... so what's with the plurals?

Star-nosed mole...Your disses are like attacking Magneto with metals- totally moronic ..

now you have taken to allying with someone that you once loathed? like they say- misery loves company. hysterical mass of warbling lunacy.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

https://www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met

The snitching broke ass painter-cum-rapper opened a thread to celebrate that a woman finally agreed to sit out with him.

Doesn't this remind you of SSS2?grin


Next he'd threaten to upload screenshots of their chats and any nude picture she's sent to him if she stops picking his calls.grin

come up with better disses..all these don't merit a reply ..
brush up your lexicon & come back for more pummeling. red-lipped batfish

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:

I guess you mean me? Im fine, if so
and how is he grin
lol, he is gud, i hope she had a gud rest yesterday.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jasonodogwu: 5:25pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


is your infinitesimal vocabulary suffering an unfortunate drought?
here you were dissing blackett with the same words-



egregiously ill-cultured Tasseled wobbegong. I would use your skin as my prayer rug then go ahead to circumcise every single female in your household.



which makes Leonardo Da Vinci,Michael Angelo & Picasso what? I told you I'm renaissance. next is bagging a degree in Law & maybe afterwards- if I'm bored I'd study mass communication. & you are throwing tantrums at a greek god who has achieved far greater than you.
cop a university degree first before you can speak to me... your science courses ain't gonna put food on the table.




& you are a monumental pulp of stultifying inanity & unbelievable stewpidity




at least I don't engage in cussfests with teenage girls on nairaland. whiskers? lunacy clings to you - the same way excreta clings to a bulldog's posterior




how many science students stay on nairaland from sunrise to sunset to partake in time-wasting e-duels? your father must be an Arizona tree-frog



yet making a grammatically correct statement has become such a prodigious task for you? what you need to concentrate on - is on your studies & pity your mother.




If you used your asininity to battle Samurais - 40 Ronins would perish instantly ..

unequivocally vulgar delinquent & slothful sock-sucking grotesque visual experience


darkrebel is back !! grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
TheSonOfMark:

https://www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met

The snitching broke ass painter-cum-rapper opened a thread to celebrate that a woman finally agreed to sit out with him.

Doesn't this remind you of SSS2?grin


Next he'd threaten to upload screenshots of their chats and any nude picture she's sent to him if she stops picking his calls.grin

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Jasons lyrics!

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