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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 11:11pm On May 20, 2015 |
iAmCharis: So na for my body you wan come open eye abi . Guy I go call coo..ger and gi...vah here oo. Better maintain. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:13pm On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: I'm not smiling at all |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:14pm On May 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif:Please I want no missiles on my head. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:14pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:16pm On May 20, 2015 |
Deejavuu: In the presence of ebho rebhe |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:16pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Anticipate my audio acapella battle next week Sunday.. I would post the link once its completed You'd see multi-syllabic rhymes, a fine package of both foreign and local references buttered with intricate lyricism. Note that the nigga I'm to brawl has lost four times against me in the past but I'm definitely not sleeping on this battle..I hope you'd listen to it when it drops. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:20pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 11:22pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Kaycee, my nigga. Your grandiosity is nonpareil. But I think you should give it a rest. I was expecting you wouldn't fall for the bait when it was initiated here. I admire your dauntless spirit though. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif: If this isn't flattery, then thanks Anticipate my brawl next week Sunday, you could pick a few tips from there. Someone is going to meet the Grim Reaper for the 5th time on that fateful Sunday |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
Deejavuu:I doubt. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: TheSonOfMark: Daughter of Mark! U have been already annihilated na! I was just the benevolent moderator! I don't spew jargons, drivel and misogynist crap 4 a living like U do! 2day your rabid dog approach 2 issues has delivered u 2 an early grave! It seems U are oblivious 2 the fact that all U gained From this savage beat down was only more caustic ugliness on your insides and especially on your outsides! Right now, Death from the hammer of an isis militant is more appealing than spending the rest of my life looking like you. What are you, anyways? You look like a combination between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:24pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: If rap is the menu, can I have a three-course meal? I'd definitely be looking forward to it. I hope you are also a storyteller like Drake, Kendrick, Andre3000 and Kanye? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:24pm On May 20, 2015 |
Deejavuu:What again? I dun step for line? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:25pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:26pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 11:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: Yes, please tag me when you drop the big bang. Will be waiting. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:32pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:32pm On May 20, 2015 |
Daughter of wounds! @ this point your not even Funny anymore your life is just a joke! All these peeps have spent the whole day laughing @ your sorry ass,weak ass flows,comedic timing, lame excuses, and your all time favourite "emulsion based hogwash"allegations which u have conjured from your own confused version of a "koranic bible"! The honourable thing 4 u 2 do would be 2 turn off your phone, shut dafuq up, have a little cry, maybe some dinner, and probably read that your 1960's Era dictionary dat has deceived U into believing that U have any sort of modicum of sense! it only brought U tragedy abi? Give it a rest boy! Mbok? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:34pm On May 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif:Okay.. sure, i would bro. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:34pm On May 20, 2015 |
Deejavuu: Okay. Me holen. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 11:36pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:40pm On May 20, 2015 |
funlord: CöckLord, I slayed your lover artistically while you were orgasming from the his phalangial massage of your genìtals. KingSLAY would lay you out like clay while I play around with scalping you till you turn grey. You are a faithful lover though but like Siamese twins, you are bound to your idiocy. Your god backed out and the rule was 'WHOEVER BACKS DOWN LOSES'. I particularly like to taunt degenerate marsupials like yourself so you can hop to your doom. You cephalo-deficient retro-cerebral cryogenized-revamped dimwitted eclampsia-begotten delusional neathandral. 2 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:43pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: I'm a storyteller but I can switch styles effortlessly. So sometimes I'm that storyteller and sometimes I'm that punchline rapper. But this is rap battle though and It centres more on ridiculing and deriding jokes, creative disses, rhymes and punchlines. Storytelling is not usually present in rap battling. Besides, what is Drake and kanye doing in that list? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:45pm On May 20, 2015 |
Deejavuu: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:47pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: TheSonOfMark:U have just typed a years worth of "balderdash from your colonial dictionary" that even U yourself lack the temerity 2 understand! This your stupidity is legendary! It is creatures of your kind that revealed the existence of the stoopid tree! Unfortunately it seems U did not only fall out of the stoopid tree, but got your arse dragged through the entire dumbass forest containing the species! 4 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:48pm On May 20, 2015 |
Can someone dispose that schizophrenic funcock already. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:50pm On May 20, 2015 |
KRADLEBER They may not hit the hardest but they tell better. Drake used to be a good storyteller in his 'BEDROCK' days. Kanye too. Eminem should be on the list too. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 11:55pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: K.Dot is the most promising of his peers. (Listen to King Kunta) Drake is a singer to me.. Eminem? That Caucasian is RA and P itself. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:01am On May 21, 2015 |
ronald4lif:boss me |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:02am On May 21, 2015 |
funlord: Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around. You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retårded laboratory intern. It failed so badly they had to transplant your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop. For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate. But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment? So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 12:13am On May 21, 2015 |
Ipledge: My oga at the top, how far nau |
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