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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:41am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lmao I would love to but my parents are scared that boko haram will drop a bomb on me or something grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy like seriously?? cheesy
They should know the insurgency is only within the northern states. Especially north east.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ireneony(f): 9:43am On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

We (Akwa-Ibomites) are so self-dependent that our Independent Power Project which is located in my L.G.A supplies electricity to parts of Abia state and Rivers state.grin

We employ you hungry lots in our civil service.grin

We have te best roads, drainage system and town planning system in Nigeria.wink

People from your tribe are ritualists, fraudsters and dishonest

Ngwa people of Abia state are cannibals, and your tribe eats snakes and dogs.

In my state we do not depend on PHCN for light- we've always generated electricity by ourselves since 2006.

You Igbos are bedeviled with bad roads, stinking environments, under-paid civil service and insecurity.

Uyo has always been amongst the top 5 most secure and peaceful cities.

The streets of Uyo are always lit wit streetlights and we walk freely even at night without any mishap occurring.grin

Even my local government and clan pay students bursaries.

Need I go on? Should I keep stating facts to ridicule your impoverished tribe and list the achievements of my state?

For the record, the Akwa-Ibom state government repaired the major road in a local government area in Enugu state.grin Poor guys.grin

I could go on, daughter of a ritualist?grin

Peeparty and Komzyb, can you imagine Ireneony, eyen unenghe, trying to rub shoulders? grin
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dont forget that your people are known for maid/househelp all over nigeriagrin

guy go twerk on the puppy you just ategrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:44am On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


Why prove my mettle?
Did yours melt in the kettle?

Is that all you've got? Well, it's quite little/
I'd still knock you out whether in Jos or Seattle/
This is no beef but in a battle I'd treat you like cattle.grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:44am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Oh ok fear ketch me
D speed way u use scare me .. U worse than kingtom u know
I'm not even bad not to talk of been worst. grin Everyone knows KingTom's position. cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:46am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
dont forget that your people are known for maid/househelp all over nigeriagrin

guy go twerk on the puppy you just ategrin
Ekaete comes to mind. grin cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:46am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
dont forget that your people are known for maid/househelp all over nigeriagrin

guy go twerk on the puppy you just ategrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:46am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol Ikr! Welsh people are such a pain in the neck! That's why I'm going too Uni in England. Do you live in the UK?

Yh london is way better..
Even to shop for nigerian stuff is hard over there ..
What uni are u interested in ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:47am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
my man grin.. Lol tell enegod d meanin of sesque..lol I don forget d full spelling sef.. grin ehen just scrolled up to check .sesquipedalian
sonofmark grammar dey romancelander's girl orgasm grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:48am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
cheesy cheesy cheesy like seriously?? cheesy
They should know the insurgency is only within the northern states. Especially north east.
Lol they just don't trust that i'll be safe so they said I can go at my own risk when I turn 18
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:48am On Jun 12, 2015
Enegod:
sonofmark grammar dey romancelander's girl orgasm grin
grin grin chai dis ma guy no go kill me wit laff
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Yh london is way better..
Even to shop for nigerian stuff is hard over there ..
What uni are u interested in ?
I'm not sure yet but I just wanna go somewhere in London or Manchester
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol they just don't trust that i'll be safe so they said I can go at my own risk when I turn 18

Move in with me .. I look after ya tongue
Got extra room self with heating grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:50am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol they just don't trust that i'll be safe so they said I can go at my own risk when I turn 18
Lol. Let them know a mister would be around to ensure your safety. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:51am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

I'm not sure yet but I just wanna go somewhere in London or Manchester

Ok yh manchester is fun .. Uni life is ok there sha n cost is cheaper.. But small tho its got like one big shopping mall that everyone goes to .. More ghana ppl stay there
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

I'm not sure yet but I just wanna go somewhere in London or Manchester

Conventry aint bad uni .. Half the uni is nigerians self
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Move in with me .. I look after ya tongue
Got extra room self with heating grin
Move in with you?? Hell to the NO!!!! ! cheesy grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
its pains me to see 90% of romancelanders lying abt living in london, newyork, pekam, wales, going to uni in uk, where as dey live in ajegunle in lagos, chai there is GOD ooooooooo.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Move in with me .. I look after ya tongue
Got extra room self with heating grin
Lol heating in Nigeria?? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ireneony(f): 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Ekaete comes to mind. grin cheesy
grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:53am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Lol. Let them know a mister would be around to ensure your safety. wink
Lol nah they'll kill me. If I say that then I won't be going anywhere near Nigeria in the next 10 years
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:54am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
grin grin chai dis ma guy no go kill me wit laff
You better start using big big words to confuse that ireland girl you're eyeing grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Conventry aint bad uni .. Half the uni is nigerians self
Lol I know but I was warned not to go there because "Nigerians are full of trouble". cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2015
Ireneony and thesonofmark are very stupid for those comment....ishilove i need u here
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:55am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Conventry aint bad uni .. Half the uni is nigerians self
lala abeg who dey snap u all dis ur model like pics? Do u snap dem in d studio?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 9:55am On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
its pains me to see 90% of romancelanders lying abt living in london, newyork, pekam, wales, going to uni in uk, where as dey live in ajegunle in lagos, chai there is GOD ooooooooo.
u know urself.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:55am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Move in with you?? Hell to the NO!!!! ! cheesy grin

Lol y not .. Im very strick u know..
U see my younger sis doing masters .. She cant even look at boy self or else .. My 3 younger bros all in uni all four of them all virgins .. Till marriage grin they fear me pass our parents self

She cant even live with me self she will have to work n school at the same time .. Dont think she can manage..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:55am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
dont forget that your people are known for maid/househelp all over nigeriagrin

guy go twerk on the puppy you just ategrin
Don't forget that your SGs beg us for money to finance your projects.

Your people are semi-literates and are regarded by educationally-disadvantaged when compared to us.grin

Your people are thieves, fraudsters and drug dealers.grin

You are money-ritualists.grin

You are the most ridiculed tribe in Nigeria.grin

No-one takes you guys serious.

You keep begging us to join your Biafra but we keep mocking you.

You people eat humans, cats, snakes and termites.

No-one trust Igbo girls because you are gold diggers, thieves, dishonest and scammers.grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:56am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
lala abeg who dey snap u all dis ur model like pics? Do u snap dem in d studio?

Nah jack take that picture for me tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:56am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol I know but I was warned not to go there because "Nigerians are full of trouble". cheesy
u no folow for d nigerians?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:56am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol nah they'll kill me. If I say that then I won't be going anywhere near Nigeria in the next 10 years
cheesy cheesy cheesy
That's expected of well-meaning parents.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol I know but I was warned not to go there because "Nigerians are full of trouble". cheesy

Its true sha the guys dat go there dont even do nothing but chase girls most of them .., but the uni vibe is good there sha .
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Lol I know but I was warned not to go there because "Nigerians are full of trouble". cheesy
ur pix alone looks troublesome.

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