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Survey On Lipstick by abasifo(m): 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2009 |
Survey on LIPSTICK What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies. 5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up. 15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips. 10% is Dumped in the Garbage as Unused. 5% of the Lipstick is found in the Women s Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences. And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Guarantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss PRESENT FOR HUSBAND A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" |
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