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Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by teemanbastos(m): 9:09pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
u r smiling in Ur sleep,what's so damn funny? u tryna imagine life without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines Baby,I jst realised u are an Arsenal fan.I can't wait 9yrs to have a child.Let's just end it. #PreValentineBreakUpLines " Girl: baby, u stole my heart! Boy: Oh! Now u r calling me a thief? It's over please. #PreValentineBreakUpLines The Indomie Nylon says to cook in 3 minutes. But you used 9minutes. You're too slow. Its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines " I texted U at 7:05pm on the dot & u replied at 7:05pm+ 10 seconds... U wasted my time. I think our relationship is a waste of time. #PreValentineBreakUpLines #PreValentineBreakUpLines you have been tweeting about our valentine plans & you know I love privacy. It's over" You call me "baby"? So you're trying to say i'm childish? It's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines I called u and u picked up immediately. U lack patience. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines " i heard u prayed for me when i was sick. you too dey do holy holy. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines #PreValentineBreakUpLines Who is that Godwin you are singing about? So you cant sing with my own name? Its over! #PreValentineBreakUpLines Your name is Jenifer Ebube Gift Amadi. That means JEGA. Its over! I dont want you to postpone my destiny. Your text messages have taken up all of my phone memory... baby I need some SPACE #PreValentineBreakUpLines My battery died when i was chatting with u, next it will be me. biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines #PreValentineBreakUpLines how can u send me two call me back sms , are u trying to tell me dat I am blind or I don't care . Infact its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!” Why will you use seat belt in my car. So u are saying I can't drive, u don't trust me with your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines #PreValentineBreakUpLines why did u open the cotton frm the right side wen u were entering the room,u wnt 2 tear it abi Its over See Babe When U Pinged Me The Red Light On My Phone Was Showing This Means U re a Danger To My Life Its Over #PreValentineBreakUpLines You slept for 9hrs, who are u dating in your dream? I don't share..its over #PreValBreakUpLines You say I'm the best thing that Happened to you..what about Jesus? so you're not religious? it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines why are u always using broom to sweep my house when u know i support PDP. ITS OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines #PreValentineBreakUpLines I saw u kissing another guy in my dream, its OVER! My dreams always come true You didn't even let the phone ring before you picked it up I don't like impatient women its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines You warmed the stew again so that it can burn my throat? ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pls mods can dis make fp. 224 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Fatban(m): 9:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Al dis ones no go work for my girl side o,except I wan put mysef for wahala 12 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ShakurM(m): 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Made my night ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ladyshindharah(f): 9:37pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense . 10 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:43pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Funny.. =))¸.•°`Laff `°¸¸.•°wan°•°``°`tear°•.¸¸.•My °°•.¸¸.• °Belle``°° 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
*I Intentionally called my babe this night just to pick a fight with her * Me: Hello baby how are you My girlfriend : Honey I'm fine, how about you? Me: whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee, right? You don't even have respect for my mum, It is over between us! ![]() FriedPlantain 83 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yuzjet(m): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Oops! ![]() #PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!” #Why will you use seat belt in my car. So u are saying I can't drive, u don't trust me with your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines Abeg, my ribs almost break..... ![]() ![]() 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Sijo01(f): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Hiohiohiohiohio..... Valentine fever everywhere |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by xmich(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Ahh, that part bout breathing. Haba naw, that's wicked. Hrhehehehehe ![]() ![]() Meanwhile somewhere in benin city (pic) 5 Likes
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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Sierraloaded: 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Icekeeng(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
This Op must be high on Gun-powder! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lol. |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
that's the tricks for broke niggas like us.....dnt get it twisted, poverty na bastard 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Elslim: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yettyfad(f): 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
*rotfl |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by chinex276(m): 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
12 o'clock dam i go switch off my phone 2day, run go my mumsy house go stay till on monday i go return. Dnt want my acct 2 show red after dis val, gals keep off. 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ichidodo: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Gosh we hate valentine.. |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
You say you love the rain, but you open an umbrella when it rains. You say you love the sun, but you seek shade when it shines; You say you love the wind, but you close your window when it blows; That is why I am afraid, when you say you love me too. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Heromaniaa: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Estimable(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
STORY for d GODS |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by mcdokwe(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Boring 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by bobwani(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I wish it easy d way u wrote it 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Hermanie(m): 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
You see as you foolish ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Xhammy: 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
f |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by blemon44(m): 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
its over between us |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Rajjah(f): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by seedorfg(m): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
happy valentine 2 all my dick an pussy frnds |
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