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King Jona’s Snub by modhream: 3:35pm On Feb 14, 2015
PIUS ADESANMI
 CREATED: 13 FEBRUARY 2015

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February 13, 2015
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Ipile ti Jesu
Fi lele leyi
Ti Baba Aladura n to,
Keda mase ro pe
O ye kuro nibe
O duro le Kristi apata
Kerubu e yo
Serafu e yo!
A o fi ipile lele lori otito
A o fi ipile lele lori otito
After I finished singing this song, the angel
with the seventh seal appeared to me and
saith: remove your white garment, put on a
red garment, discard your white candles,
replace them with red candles and repeat the
song.
And I did.
After I finished singing the song a second time,
the angel with the seventh seal appeared to me
and saith: remove your red garment, put on a
yellow garment, discard your red candles,
replace them with yellow candles and repeat
the song.
And I did.
After I finished singing the song a third time,
the angel with the seventh seal appeared to me
and saith: now put on your white garment
again, take your white candles, take your
spiritual soap and sponge and proceed to the
river for a spiritual bath.
And I did.
After my spiritual bath, the angel with the
seventh seal appeared to me and saith: now
take anointed oil and proceed to the mountain
top where you shall pray and fast unceasingly
for seven days and seven nights. Only after this
shall I have a word with thee.
And I went to the mountain top and did
accordingly.
After seven days and seven nights of praying
and fasting, my white garment had gathered
dust. The angel with the seventh seal appeared
to me and saith: now, ask thine questions.
And I did obeisance and asked him why King
Jona looks upon us of the white garment faith
with hostility and apartheid eyes. For under no
other King in the entire history of Nigeria hath
the Christian faith or any faith enjoyed the
status of official state religion. In four years
King Jona has spent more quality time kneeling
or standing on the altar of every church in the
land. He has wined and dined with every mega-
Pastor in the land. He is more at home inside
prosperity Pentecostal churches than he is
inside the King’s office. When he gets tired of
crisscrossing Nigeria with prosperity Pastors,
King Jona gathers them in a jet and flies with
them to Jerusalem to pollute with aviation jet
fumes all the spaces made pure by the green
and environment-friendly mode of travel of
our Lord Jesus Christ who preferred donkeys
and trekking. Although the Bible says in
Mathew 6:24 that “ye cannot serve both God
and money”, the President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria has found a way to settle
the feud between God and money. He has
found a way to serve God and Marmon and has
transformed Nigerian Christianity to the
political floor mat of King Jona.
Now that we are in election season, the only
place where the people see and hear from King
Jona is on the pulpit of prosperity Pentecostal
pastors. This is the space from which he has
been governing the land. King Jona has freed
Nigerian prosperity mega-Pastors of decades of
bondage to the tithe of their followers. They
have been set free because King Jona has
opened up the floodgates of the money of
Nigeria to them.
And the angel with the seventh seal interrupted
me and asked: Aladura my son, what is wrong
with the Federal Christian theocracy of Nigeria
that King Jona is running? Shouldn’t you be
happy? They said they were going to bury the
Koran in the Atlantic Ocean. Now, I have given
you a King who is burying the Bible in the
Sahara desert. Shouldn’t you be happy?
And I did obeisance again and replied the angel
with the seventh seal. King Jona is not burying
the Bible in the Sahara desert. He is burying
even more naira in the hearts of prosperity
Pastors. He drives the Bible away from every
church he visits and installs naira in its stead.
The Word of the Lord is now homeless in
Nigeria because King Jona has expelled it from
virtually every church.
And the angel with the seventh seal saith to me
again: but he is still running a Federal Christian
theocracy of Nigeria. You should be happy.
And I replied: that is the problem my Lord.
The political Christianity he is running is an
apartheid Christianity. It is an undemocratic
Christianity. For someone who has slept in
every church since he became King, for
someone who has spent more time in churches
than he has ever spent in his office, for
someone who is running an election on
Christianity and not on any issue, he has never
visited an Aladura church. He has never been
photographed kneeling down before any of our
Prophets, Woolis, Aladuras, and Iya ni Israelis.
He has never worn a white garment to come
and worship with us or make political
campaign statements from our altars. Yet you’d
think that he’d take care of us because we are
really his closest kinsmen in Christianity. He
said he had no shoes and we wear no shoes in
our white garment Aladura churches. Is he
perhaps running away from us because we
remind him of his shoeless poverty days? How
can you run a Federal Christian theocracy and
discriminate against a particular segment of
Christianity? Why are prosperity Pentecostal
Pastors more equal than Aladura prophets in
King Jona’s court?
And the angel with the seventh seal looked
upon me and saith: son, as an Aladura
prophet, whenever you wear your white
garment and take candles and ororo and head
to the mountain top for prayer and fasting,
what do you normally do afterwards?
And I replied: the spirit of the lord descends
on me and I prophesy in the name of the Lord
for woe unto him who is sent but does not
deliver the message and woe unto him who is
not sent but who delivers the message.
And the angel with the seventh seal said to me:
King Jona snubs you and you ask why. Can you
be bought? Does your message have a price?
And I descend from the mountain top singing:
Ipile ti Jesu
Fi lele leyi
Ti Baba Aladura n to,
Keda mase ro pe
O ye kuro nibe
O duro le Kristi apata
Kerubu e yo
Serafu e yo!
A o fi ipile lele lori otito
A o fi ipile lele lori otito
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