Have you recently checked the meaning of Jonah? Jonah means 'the sleeper'(pls don't get annoyed with me if your name is Jonah o). Alrice, continuu...

2011, we unanimously voted for someone whose name is not only Jonah, but JONAH-THAN(JONATHAN) and we expect him to be awake to responsibility. Well, Jonah-Than lived up to his name and began the sleep in earnest. He started sleeping as soon as his fat wife began to bombard the whole world with grammatical bullets. She promised to donate her family on behalf of 1 million naira. She also wished her husband dead therefore calling herself 'fellow widow' and she also was interested in the manhood of a dead man, wishing that it should live on, yet Jonah-Than was speechless. All his head was calculating money to steal.

All these while, our dear Jonah-Than remained more JONAH Than the biblical Jonah and he kept sleeping and snoring. Jonah-Than soon earned the name 'RETARDEEN' because of his sleeping nature, yet Jonah of Nineveh didn't earn such names in his lifetime.

However, Jonah-Than was not slow to 'embezzlement'. He was the best in it. But his headache began when he suddenly woke from his sleep after six years and saw GMB at the forefront. Jonah-Than woke from slumber and lo, Buhari has taken over. Now, everyone sings SAI BUHARI. FEBHUARI, etc.

And lo, the sleeper was clueless. He changed the election date to MARCH and the whole nation too came to a conclusion(MARCH4BUHARI).

However, since sleeping is contagious, few Nigerians (the noisemaking minority), were contracted with JONAH-THAN's somnambulism and they will rather vote Mr Retardeen the second time because of the crocodile tears of false prophets like BOSUN EMMANUEL.

They fear ISLAMIZATION(fear fear people), being ignorant of the fact that such can't work here in Nigeria. They fear CHANGE(enemies of progress), knowing not that change is constant.

I WOULD RATHER VOTE FOR CHANGE INSTEAD OD VOTING FOR A SNAIL WHO IS More Jonah THAN Jonah himself

Sai Buhari!!!