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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by greall12(m): 6:44am On Feb 19, 2015
Do you think that is the end of your Life? If the married end.

(I accepted your first statement,first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.)


Note that After GOD is your your Mum and Your Daddy.







BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 6:44am On Feb 19, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

Mmm, words of wisdom. Unarguably the best thing to do in such an unfortunate situation.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 6:48am On Feb 19, 2015
greall12:
Do you think that is the end of your Life? If the married end.

(I accepted your first statement,first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.)


Note that After GOD is your your Mum and Your Daddy.








What is this one saying. Didn't' your bible say you must leave your parents and cling to your wife. When you marry, your wife becomes just as important. BigBang666 is a very wise man. It is people like him that would be able to properly manage any fracas between mother and wife. People like you would make it worse by taking sides with your mother even without waiting to hear your wife's reasons.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by holyokoto(m): 6:49am On Feb 19, 2015
To what end, am confused
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by MightySparrow: 6:57am On Feb 19, 2015
God forbid. I cannot tolerate a wo,man slapping me not to talk of slapping
my mother.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by greall12(m): 6:57am On Feb 19, 2015
The lady must go for suspension for her family to know what she did to my mum.If the married later end i believe that is not the end of my life.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Crixina(f): 7:06am On Feb 19, 2015
dharamanil:







Are u xpecting to see something like I ma hit my mum??
no I'm not expecting you to.
But if you want,you may even hit your wife again.issues resolved.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nakarey(m): 7:06am On Feb 19, 2015
An2elect2:


I can co-own the house with him if its something i have to do but as the head of the house he will still be in charge of the whole house. I don't buy the business of owning a house if am married.

My primary responsibility is to make my home, home and not work my self up over some petty thing as owning a house.

But thanks for your concern smiley
awwww...u'll make a good wife and mother!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Okey8122(m): 7:07am On Feb 19, 2015
My wife has no right to slap my mother for whatever reason.Its a total disregard for my entire lineage.If she tries it,then its goodbye forever.
On the other hand,my mum also has no right to touch my wife.She has to apologise if she tries it.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by greall12(m): 7:12am On Feb 19, 2015
Mr man you are very funny. Sorry to say.. You Value your wife more than your mum and daddy.

Note the woman can tell you is not longer interested in married anymore tomorrow and give you unnecessary excuse.





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hifaif:


What is this one saying. Didn't' your bible say you must leave your parents and cling to your wife. When you marry, your wife becomes just as important. BigBang666 is a very wise man. It is people like him that would be able to properly manage any fracas between mother and wife. People like you would make it worse by taking sides with your mother even without waiting to hear your wife's reasons.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by musiwa97: 7:13am On Feb 19, 2015
I will fill for dirvorce if my wife slap my mom. That is the end of the marriage.

I will never call or talk to the woman again in my life. My mother is more important in my life than my wife.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Blackfire(m): 7:18am On Feb 19, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.

are u alright? are u a man? is there something u are not telling blackfire
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by sirneyo2005: 7:25am On Feb 19, 2015
i will change the story of her life from good to bad by unleashing the fallen angel on her
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ibrutex(m): 7:28am On Feb 19, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first
then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.




Guy u too MUMU
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Blackfire(m): 7:33am On Feb 19, 2015
hmm, eleyi gidi gan..
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Ezemust: 7:34am On Feb 19, 2015
brito:
I can't try such no matter what .
good for u
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by elhafeez(m): 7:35am On Feb 19, 2015
It's unthinkable. But if it happens. No need to resolve violence with violence. I'll speak to my mum first then speak to my wife afterwards. Then know the cause of the problem. I don't think there is anything my mother can do to warrant a slap form my wife even if my mother slaps her first(which I know my mother wouldn't ) if the problem can be resolved and my mum forgives her she could stay after serving suspension and some punishment. If the issue on ground is irreconcilable she goes. But my mum would have the final say. Because I would never trade my mum for anything in the world.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by DaBullIT(m): 7:36am On Feb 19, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by terrifik19(m): 7:36am On Feb 19, 2015
I pray it doesnt happen, but if it does, she is parking out...

Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Bankybankz(m): 7:38am On Feb 19, 2015
Meeennnn!!! I jst can't imagine such wen she no chop craze..ma mumzy kee!!! Its nt even possible
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by tophee(m): 8:00am On Feb 19, 2015
torchwave:
Why would she even conceive that thought? It is the height of disrespect and, obviously, it suggests improper upbringing.

She will be a mother someday so if her daughters-in-law dish out the same treatment to her, she should not think it a new thing under the sun. It is the immutable law of seed time and harvest time at work.
answer the question,no dy long matter
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by onyeomaonyeoma(m): 8:01am On Feb 19, 2015
No need to comment cos i can't imagine the scenario
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by kazey123(m): 8:08am On Feb 19, 2015
That will be fun. All i will do is to go give the massage to her own mum too by slapping her. Do me i do you.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Rusa(f): 8:08am On Feb 19, 2015
remsonik:
Olorun maje ki oshi tale mi ti mafi gba Iya oko mi leti. I can't and if she's the volatile type that loves trouble I will simply ignore her. But I long for MIL that I can call mom!
Amen. I thought I have found one i can call mom, but her attitude recently when some issue surface btw me and her son shows me she is not my mom. Thank God we havnt tied the knot yet. I have learn how to behave towards her if I and her son eventually walk down the aisle.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by MizMyColi(f): 8:11am On Feb 19, 2015
adepiero:
I didn't take any vacation, na work dey tear me from my people

Pele jarey.
It's good you came around.

It's no longer as fun as it used to be since the mass exodus of my e-generation.
Lolcheesycheesycheesy
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by remsonik(f): 8:11am On Feb 19, 2015
46arcadez:

May ur hart desires be granted AMEN
Amen
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by torchwave: 8:11am On Feb 19, 2015
Imoy:



Oga!

Too much grammer for simple question
tophee:
answer the question,no dy long matter
Lol. Nawao. Shey na only me waka com this thread? Una dey vex o.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Kedam(m): 8:15am On Feb 19, 2015
I might not send her packing but she will surely pay for it. She will be suffering before realizing why lol.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 8:18am On Feb 19, 2015
That's world War 3 I will take my sit hold a pop of popcorn and enjoy the hot movie about to start cos I know my mom will beat the pop out of her...

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ammyluv2002(f): 8:20am On Feb 19, 2015
Blackfire:


are u alright? are u a man? is there something u are not telling blackfire
Pls, don't mention me next time with such question undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by masqot(m): 8:28am On Feb 19, 2015
It's unimaginable. What an effrontery? Anyway, my wife can't do it for whatever reason cos she knows the consequence. I'll still understand if they engaged in altercations but slap my mother. NO!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ebonyjummy(f): 8:28am On Feb 19, 2015
Just asked my husband same question,here is his response“Igbehin de fun wifey niyen"meaning end time has come for d wife.lol

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