Before I start, I am married with children. I don't know if priscaoge is married too. I have never met her before whether in this life or life before.

In my dream, I saw an ebony, tall, not so beautiful, chubby girl catwalking around the estate. I stopped to say hello, and the conversation goes thus:

Me: hello

she: haa, lonelydora, na you bi dis?

Me: yes so, na me ohhh.

She: what are you doing here in the estate?

Me: I stay on street D, Road 5. You nko?

She: I came to visit an aunt, so will be staying for some time.

Me: but how do you know I'm lonelydora on Nairaland?

she: I know now, I have been following you in the spiritual realm.

Me: serious? We need to go somewhere and discuss this.

She entered the car, and I drove her to the closet Kilimanjaro outlet. As she was about coming down from the car, the sole of her shoes pulled out. Luckily for us, there was a cobbler nearby. As I was going to meet the cobbler, I woke up.

Please all the JOSEPH of Nairaland, this is the time I need you guys most to explain this dream. Meanwhile, as a Christian I don't believe in someone chasing after me.

Should I narrate this dream to wifey, who is also a Nairalander?

Thanks in anticipation for an explanation.

Madness in high places!!

Keep dreaming

hmmmmm.....

I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

hahahahahahahahaaa
You don hammer be that o

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Priscaoge!

After all this in ur dream, u did not bang her in ur dream and u woke up? U are a loser!

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

it means una go soon do am b dat *winks*

what a dream!!!


I think seun should create dream section too

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

babe ur own na dream impossible......go re-dream.

you are lonely Dora indeed.


I like this your method sha. Instead of the usual I am in love with XYZ thread, you used the Joseph the dreamer route. Nice one

Ehmnm, priscaoge is married, right?

Hell of a dream! *smh

diddydiva:
what a dream!!!


I think seun should create dream section too

Dream section... Nice.




There u will be dreaming abt me...
Just me...

Stefan01:

Dream section... Nice.




There u will be dreaming abt me...
Just me...

I guess you are one of the dreamers too



#pours cold water on his head


Waky Waky come back to reality

na that you knw she is following you. Be caution bro. If this dream is true. Maybe you insulted her and she only come to attack u.

Most of the girls here are mamy water.

But i am not scared though.

akinsadeez:
you are lonely Dora indeed.


I like this your method sha. Instead of the usual I am in love with XYZ thread, you used the Joseph the dreamer route. Nice one

I am not lonely, I'm married with kids. The moniker was when I was single.

This nigga is high.

diddydiva:

I guess you are one of the dreamers too



#pours cold water on his head


Waky Waky come back to reality

Well, just remember how you poured water on me today because u will tell our kids the story one day....

lonelydora:
Before I start, I am married with children. I don't know if priscaoge is married too. I have never met her before whether in this life or life before.
In my dream, I saw an ebony, tall, not so beautiful, chubby girl catwalking around the estate. I stopped to say hello, and the conversation goes thus:
Me: hello
she: haa, lonelydora, na you bi dis?
Me: yes so, na me ohhh.
She: what are you doing here in the estate?
Me: I stay on street D, Road 5. You nko?
She: I came to visit an aunt, so will be staying for some time.
Me: but how do you know I'm lonelydora on Nairaland?
she: I know now, I have been following you in the spiritual realm.
Me: serious? We need to go somewhere and discuss this.
She entered the car, and I drove her to the closet Kilimanjaro outlet. As she was about coming down from the car, the sole of her shoes pulled out. Luckily for us, there was a cobbler nearby. As I was going to meet the cobbler, I woke up.
Please all the JOSEPH of Nairaland, this is the time I need you guys most to explain this dream. Meanwhile, as a Christian I don't believe in someone chasing after me.
Should I narrate this dream to wifey, who is also a Nairalander?
Thanks in anticipation for an explanation.

Well, d Holy Book says dat young men shall dream dreams n old men shall see visions...

Ehmmm, no wait....

Young men shall see visions... Na old men go dey dream. So carry on, dreaming is ur right!

diddydiva:

I guess you are one of the dreamers too



#pours cold water on his head


Waky Waky come back to reality

Well, just remember how you poured water on me today because u will tell our kids the story one day....

Stefan01:


Well, just remember how you poured water on me today because u will tell our kids the story one day....



Well, d Holy Book says dat young men shall dream dreams n old men shall see visions...

Ehmmm, no wait....

Young men shall see visions... Na old men go dey dream. So carry on, dreaming is ur right!





Well, just remember how you poured water on me today because u will tell our kids the story one day....

chai and this cold water didn't work


he is still dreaming

Joel3:
na that you knw she is following you. Be caution bro. If this dream is true. Maybe you insulted her and she only come to attack u.

Most of the girls here are mamy water.

But i am not scared though.

y are u not scared?

prettythicksme:
y are u not scared?

cause i am god

Joel3:
cause i am god

lol

prettythicksme:
lol

lol, u change dp. Look different.

Joel3:
cause i am god

God of fishes?

marieolae:
This nigga is high.

Indeed high on a cheap hard substance.

is dora not a womans name. are you a lasbien

Stefan01:


God of fishes?

no the falling god.

Joel3:
y are u not scared?

Joel3

Gan gan 1 of em don surface

post=30815784:
cause i am god

fyt of d god n mami water prt 1

Chai, drunkenness nah disease.

Joel3:
lol, u change dp. Look different.

how did i look different?

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

sorry which of the ronald4lif? That my course mate? Please run,because I know u will surely open a thread on nairaland if e catch u