Yorùba mothers are one of the best when
it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùba mothers produce the best range
of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps
will
make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrong
doings
instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is to make you
confess
your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU
and
IFORUN
will make you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit
you. This will make you do all the actions of
the
other
slaps aforementioned at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset
someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She
will say let's go home and u will say it's in
my pocket ma. Lol God bless our parents
for the
good
upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba
land, regardless of how caring your
mother was, you'd have encountered
these slaps ....

These slaps are legendary..Tank God I'm all grown up

Looks like the males got the most slaps
Many of the ones here are damaged psychologically

Damn funny!
I think girls get more ABARA and ILADI
But boys get more of the various slaps you talked about.
OP, I can imagine, you have gotten all the various kind of slaps you listed for you to remember all.

Jeez. Thankfully, I never came across these slaps. The few times my mom did slap me, I think it hurt her more than it hurt me....

I got IGBAJU OLOYIN once. damn, baddest slap ever! it was as if my brain was swinging like a pendulum Bob in my skull.it was unexpected and made me lose balance for a while but I knew I totally deserved it!