Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,197,746 members, 7,965,807 topics. Date: Thursday, 03 October 2024 at 09:43 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Education / Share Your Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience In School (1949 Views)
What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? / Photo Of The Craziest Rag Day Student... / The Craziest/funniest Things We Did In Sec.sch (2) (3) (4)
Share Your Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience In School by liljboy(m): 8:59am On Feb 18, 2015 |
I went to one of the most notorious,baddest,crooked school in ABA ..... WILCOX MEMORIAL SECONDARY SCHOOL to be precise...... this school was so bad that if other school see us coming or just passing by,they will lock their school gate (as if that can stop us) lol...... we riot everyday, students bleed everyday..... extortion, beating, humiliation, bullying etc was so prominent..... teacher did nothing. God bless sir Akataobi, if not for this man that school would have been closed... singlehandedly he saddled the school even though he wasn't the principal ..... well my worst experience and bullying was when one senior like that asked for some money, which I didn't have..... HE DREW A CAR ON THE GROUND AND TOLD ME TO PUSH IT TO THE NEXT BUS STOP WITHOUT CLEANING THE DRAWING. guys I sweat instantaa. how can u push something drawn on the ground? na one teacher come save me after almost 20minutes of pleading and sweating... share us |
Re: Share Your Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience In School by liljboy(m): 9:12am On Feb 18, 2015 |
by krystaball: An experience I cannot forget is back in secondary school. I was in boarding. SS 1 precisely...In my school..my principal do tell teachers to flog us 200 strokes of the cane..it might sound unbeliveable but its d truth. Nairalanders that finished from d boarding school close to ajah/langbasa Lagos some years back would bear me witness.( wont mention but those who finished and happen to read dis story will know) There used to be one guy. He is a student too. I cant remember his name now..He was very good technically. God really blessed him with dat gift.. He could make stove, iron, torch light etc using clay sand ..Although they are not as perfect like all dis ones we have around in the market..So we were like 10 frnds then that we walk as a group. Secondary school clique things. Na so we approach dis guy o mk e help us do stove...he made d stove and gave us..We contributed and paid him some money for his service..Meanwhile, there was a daystudent we do give money and beg to help us bring raw rice so he would sneak it and we would give him something..So there is an uncompleted place we do keep dis stove in school and dats where we cook..we only bring the cooked rice to hostel and eat after light out. We use sardine, geisha and grinded pepper to make the sauce for the rice. That has always been how we run things...Other students were getting lean but in our own case, we were getting fat due to the extra food we cook ourselves. So one day..Another guy in our class..he is not in our clique anyway but he begged us that we should borrow him d stove..how he even got to know we had stove..only God knows..But as per padi things now..we borrowed him the stove and told him to be very careful with it. His name is Emeka (Not real name). Emeka used dis stove and instead of him to keep it somwhere else or even give us back...he kept it in his locker and locked it up there before going to class the following day..After school...dat was how the house master told the senior prefect there would be hostel inspection..Hostel inspection happens once in a while like dat...This is how dey do it. They check everybodys locker for contraband stuffs e.g geisha, sardine, noodles and all dat..But no one is allowed to enter the hostel in btw after class and commencement of hostel inspection..The teachers would be at the entrance while some will be at the locker..so dem go come call you for outside once it gets to your locker. As dem say inspection dey like dis...our mind first cut...we were not ourselves...dey were searching and inspecting locker from room to room until t got 2 Emekas locker...Emeka knowing fully wat he had in the locker was no where to be found..dat was how dis teachers went to get a hoe and a big stone to break the padlock and GBAM locker threw open with a local stove staring at dem on the face..They ordered all the school prefect to go and get Emeka either alive or dead..They found Emeka oo..Wen dey drilled him with many questions and some strokes of cane..He mentioned bayo's name (Not real name)...Bayo mentioned my name..I purposely dont want to put there names cos they mite find dis thread and am not sure if dey would like there real names mentioned or not. One mind was telling me to mention other peoples name that day. Shey na we go come be sacrificial lamb when na all of us dey involved. Another mind was saying I should not so I felt let me still maintain small..and follow the latter. The teachers flogged us 18 strokes round on the hand and told us to go and kneel down at the admin office area..We just dey pray make dem free us and make principal no hear...we knelt down from like around 3.30pm till 7pm...by 7pm, dey rang bell for emergency assembly..dat was when we knew principal had come back and he must have been briefed about our case..he was not on school since afternoon..Na so all student gather 4 assembly ground o..we were now kneeling down at assembly ground..principal, all students and teachers were all there..My principal is someone who can address student during assembly for 2hours talking so many things we were not even interested in back then because we were still much younger so long talk do bore us..Most of his speech then was about discipline and Hardwork..Your parents have worked hard as a student thats why they are where they are now bla bla bla....Even PTA meeting with parents, he would spend hours talking before they release us on visiting days to see our parents. He talked dat night for two hours so we were thinking he woud jst free us after the long talk afterall they already gave us 18 strokes..LO and behold he told dem to go and bring a double bunk from the hostel towards the end of his speech..Na dre we com know say we cannot escape another round of cane again dis night..when he finished..the principal now called 3 teachers and said e ba mi fun won ni 180 (help me give dem 180 strokes of cane)...as if say na money...he told d teachers that we would lie facing down on d bunk and hold d bunk handle. if we remove our hand from the bunk handle..you start again..Whether this na discipline or wickedness, i no understand.It ws not a funny experience dat day...My mind just dey wonder how I wan take chop 180 strokes?..Before that day, the highest i must have collected is mayb 12 strokes and dat is during general punishment..Some don collect 50, some 100 depending on the nature of the offence..Emeka is a chester (Chester is d slang we use for someone who knows how to chop cane well) but emeka is not a good chester like bayo..infact bayo is d best chester in our set..Me on d oda hand..I fear cane pass anything..I was relating my fears to bayo as we were kneeling down..so he gave me one small stick dat the secret is that I should jst keep chewing d stick hard as dey are flogging me..dat a point will come after first 20 strokes dat I wont even feel d pain again...I said okay but in my mind..I still dey fear..It was Bayo dat went first...Mehn Bayo chop 180 strokes o without moving an inch on that bunk..trust students now..dey counted and even clapped for him...Next was emeka wey put us 4 d whole problem...Emeka climbed d bunk..dey started 1, 2, 3, 4 but emeka left d bunk handle at 46..so dey started again..dis tym around he chop d 180 without removing his hand. Now it was my turn...My heart was really beating fast..I climbed d bunk and held d bunk handle..Na 3 dem reach wey I remove hand...at dat point, d stick dem say make I chew sef..I no see am again..d kind pain wey enter my body make d stick fly comot my mouth...dem started again..dis tym around I manage to get to five..d pain was unbearable..I removed my hand o..infact I cant recollect the number of times I removed my hand..I must have collected like 36 strokes if i were 2 add up the ones I collected in between those short intervals...The principal had to tell two teachers to hold my hand and legs so as to chop my 180 strokes o..Na so the story go o For a week..na slow motion we dey take sit down for chair..you go balance with one side of d buttocks before u balance d oda part..Other 7 frnds whose named were not mentioned by us were really grateful that we did not mention there names..They treated us like kings for d rest of dat term..infact things we owed some of dem..dey did not bother to collect it back.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience In School by Nobody: 9:39am On Feb 18, 2015 |
One night in junior secondary where I was a boarder, I had visited the dinning hall to eat this watery yam and beans that looked like baby poo. After dinner, I suddenly felt pressed and started running back to the hostel to defecate. On my way to the hostel, just at the staircase, na so the thing just dey commot for my yansh. I looked around, nobody was coming, I immediately pulled down my short, and the next thing, "prah..prah..prah..praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Then I heard footsteps, na so I just stand, wear my trouser and dashed to our room. My room head saw me and came to ask me for some provisions and started perceiving sh*t. "Hmmmmm! You dey smell sh*t" he said Just at that moment, our house sanitation prefect walked in and said(he was actually telling my room head),"Shit dey smell for that staircase". Gbam! One thing led to another, and I confessed! That night, the size of my buttocks tripled because na plank dey use flog me. Na one side I dey use sit down. I seriously considered quitting boarding school but Thank God I finished! I won't forget that night, not yet!! |
Re: Share Your Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience In School by liljboy(m): 10:05am On Feb 18, 2015 |
awwwwww shiiiit God damn. lwkmd |
(1) (Reply)
Is Nigeria Neco Results Accepted In Schools Overseas? / Jamb Release 2016 Official Cut Off Mark / I Passed Through Hell Fire To Become a Medical Doctor
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 40 |