[b]this is kinda funny I think.... It's a conversation between an angry husband and his wife...

Husband who was on night duties, returned from work in the morning by 10:30am... He was very hungry and tired.....

The following conversation ensued between him and his wife..

WIFE; "Honey you're welcome"

HUSBAND; "yes dear... How are you doing?"

WIFE; "I'm fine.. How was work? "

"HUSBAND; "fine.... (with a frown) Why is everywhere tattered? You are becoming a very lazy woman"

WIFE ; "no honey, I was very busy..."

HUSBAND ; "Mtscheew! Get me something to eat jare...

WIFE ; "honey, sorry, food is not ready yet. You know I had to prepare junior and tracy to school.. Also, I didn't know you were coming back this early

HUSBAnD (hits his hand on the wall, with his eyes as red as fire.). "whaaaaat! Are you maaad? Do you know what it means to stay awake all through the night, just to ensure there's food on the table?
Do you know the kind of risk I go through just to ensure you and my kids are ok?"

WIFE ; (shivering) "honey I'm sorry"

HUSBAND; "tell that to your father! No wonder your parents didn't bother receiving your bride price from me. They already knew you are useless! Idioott woman. Good for Nothing piece of shiiiit

WIFE; "honey, (crying)
Why are you saying all this to me?"

HUSBAND ; "don't tell me anything, else, I will kill you and bury you here and now....
As a matter of fact, I'm fed up with this rubbish marriage.... Go in there, pack your cloths and.........

Just as he was about to complete the sentence, the wife's phone rang. Her father was the one calling"
She turned on the speaker to the husband's hearing

WIFE; "hello daddy"

DADDY ; my beautiful daughter, how are you doing?

WiFE ; daddy I'm fine.

DADDY ; "what about my son in-law, how is he too?

WIFE ; (turns to her husband) "daddy he's fine too... "

DADDY ; "happy birthday my daughter...
I want to surprise you today.... I will send #3million to your account, then #1.5 million to your husband's account... Come during the weekend, I have this Nissan pajero I want to give you as your birthday gift..."

WIFE ; thanks dad. I'm very exited... I love you dad.

DADDy; "don't mention dear. You are my only daughter for God's sake."

She ends the call, then turned to her husband...

WIFE ; "Ehen! David, you were saying something... You said I should pack my cloths and goooooo right?

HUSBAND ; (laughs like an antelope) No o sweerie. I was saying you should bring out your cloths, I want to wash them for you.... You know it's been long I washed your cloths. "

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is this joke section

Funny but it should be on joke section tho.....

Hazardd:
is this joke section

dude have seen worse

falconey:
dude have seen worse

life don tire am.

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