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Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2006 |
RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman, (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening, (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door, (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night, (Applause! Applause! Applause! Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft, (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth, (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT Ms NIGERIA HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE MALE ORGAN IN HER OWN COUNTRY? |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by queen2(f): 3:55pm On Aug 28, 2006 |
america's sounds real lol |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by iice(f): 4:19am On Aug 29, 2006 |
LOL hmmmm so what does ms Nigeria say? |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Oracle(m): 4:26am On Aug 29, 2006 |
yeah i wanted to ask that question. |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by vichel(m): 11:03pm On Aug 29, 2006 |
still waiting 4 the nigerian one |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by layi(m): 12:26am On Aug 30, 2006 |
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like boy scouts. Question: How can you say so? Ms Nigeria: Because it is ever prepared, (Applause! Applause!) |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 11:57am On Aug 30, 2006 |
Question: Ms Nigeria, how can you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Nigeria: Well I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like Rabbits. Question: How can you say so? Ms Nigeria: One hole is never enough! |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by iice(f): 12:10pm On Aug 30, 2006 |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by queen2(f): 2:25pm On Aug 30, 2006 |
Lol @ layi and feelgood, nice ones |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by lauryn(f): 3:01am On Aug 31, 2006 |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by micklplus(m): 8:32am On Aug 31, 2006 |
How can one hole be enough? [sub]just kidding[/sub] Nice stuff Cheers |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Bolarge(m): 4:10pm On May 15, 2007 |
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like explorers Question: How can you say so? Ms Nigeria: Because it is ever seeking new terrain (Applause! Applause!) |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2007 |
Any update on how ms Nigeria described the male organ in her country? |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Goodnaija: 3:31pm On Aug 11, 2007 |
a male organ is an organ used for fcking and it always makes ladies feel good |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ellab(f): 3:43pm On Aug 11, 2007 |
I ve heard of dis stuff before but its all gud. |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by CrazyMan(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2007 |
Nice |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ceyohn(f): 5:39pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
nice |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Aiphie(f): 8:15pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Very funny |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by mimiko(f): 11:28am On Aug 14, 2007 |
:p |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ademiller(f): 7:23pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Nigerian Male Organs are the bomb ,look at all they can do? |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by kronkykay(m): 11:34am On Nov 30, 2007 |
killa joke |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ituen(m): 11:55am On Nov 30, 2007 |
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs are like keys Question: How can you say so? Ms Nigeria: Because a padlock comes with spare keys (Applause! Applause!) |
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Lolabbey: 2:54pm On May 06, 2009 |
itu baba ita,i knw sey u go get d answer |
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