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9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 8:38am On Feb 21, 2015 |
#1 "What is she gonna do?" Anticipation jiggles through the guys' mind when you choose to take control. #2 "GET UP THERE!" Once your clothes hit the floor, instantly your guy is thinking, "Is she gonna get on top?" Missionary or cowgirl...guys *love* when you're on top. Leg workout anyone? #3 "I hope she takes off her shirt." Because it's no fun when a guy can't play. Wink, wink! #4 "Please, handle with care!" You know how us girls are! When we're in control, anything can happen. And the same goes for when we're controlling a man's joystick. #5 "I can't wait to go grab a beer!" What a d*ck! But hey, guys will be guys and it's no different when you're riding his hammer. #6 "What should I do with my hands?" It's like ... how long can a guy touch your bouncing b00bs or b00ty before he gets bored of it, right?! #7 "Why is she going around in circles on my dong?" BECAUSE IT FEELS AMAZING. That's why. #8 "So wait. Did you orgasm?" "No. I was just screaming and moaning because I can't take dead silence during sex. What do you think!?" #9 "Oh baby..." "I love when you're on top. You look so good from every angle." Guys feel free to add what you're thinking...when your gal is on top |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by buygala(m): 8:46am On Feb 21, 2015 |
smh It seems that there is some wet weed which is circulating in this section which I am not yet aware of a few days ago, it was a mod creating a topic about top ten woreva with cutest smiles... now it's what a guy is thinking when the girl is riding him.... op please also create a thread on what a guy is thinking when he is ejaculaating |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 8:49am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Stupid and Odoriferous thread. *Spits* |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Enegod(m): 8:51am On Feb 21, 2015 |
*does the sign of the cross* |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Genea(f): 8:54am On Feb 21, 2015 |
end time tinx |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Enegod(m): 8:56am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Genea:what is wrong with nyashing? Don't you do it?!!! |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by alberto2k(m): 8:58am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Blame this on too much of poor quality weed |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Genea(f): 9:05am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Enegod:no i dont , am a nun |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 9:08am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Enegod(m): 9:12am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Genea:I pray you become one...Amen!! 1 Like |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 9:13am On Feb 21, 2015 |
alberto2k:i believe u... This one is strong. Oga no go Self-Service coz of imagination o |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 9:49am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Genea:a nun in romance section hehe |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 9:50am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Dudes just keep going crazy in this section |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Genea(f): 9:50am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Enegod:bros wat kind of prayer is dat |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Genea(f): 9:53am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Kingklent:am learning tinx for counselling |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 9:57am On Feb 21, 2015 |
...is there anyone sane on romanceland? No! Not one. |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:11am On Feb 21, 2015 |
buygala: Reasons why you should face your Gala selling business squarely 3 Likes |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:12am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Genea: I smell lies |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:13am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Kingklent: ...just like you are now! |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Syphax(m): 10:14am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Maamin: Your siggy must be an IRONY because its the exact opposite of your Internet Persona! |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:17am On Feb 21, 2015 |
alberto2k: *singing "blame it on the weed"*....do you know where one can get a quality weed? |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:18am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Syphax: Really? tell me more! |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:21am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Logicalmind: Permit me to use this quote: "TeamFrosh - if you're envious, drink enough acid! I hate lousy bìtches! " |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by buygala(m): 10:31am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Maamin: Maamin or Vermin or whatever you call yourself... I will just let this pass because I am in an especially good mood today God bless you for your concern |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by justmag(m): 10:38am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Screaming and shouting doesn't mean she is having an orgasm. |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 10:51am On Feb 21, 2015 |
buygala: Wow that makes the two of us..coz am in a very good mood today..how much be your Gala? *buys Gala and lacasera from buygala* |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Maamin(m): 11:01am On Feb 21, 2015 |
justmag: Read this properly to get it what the Op is saying....#8 "So wait. Did you orgasm?" "No. I was just screaming and moaning because I can't take dead silence during sex. What do you think!?" |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Nobody: 11:02am On Feb 21, 2015 |
, i didn't read this, i swear! just the comments made me laugh |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Beennkumar(m): 11:05am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by alberto2k(m): 11:21am On Feb 21, 2015 |
Maamin: When it comes to quality Zick09 has the finest |
Re: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Samiceman: 11:21am On Feb 21, 2015 |
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