1. Wash behind your ears.

Wash behind your ears. It prevents the “old person smell.”

2. Wipe until the paper is white.

On your last wipe, there should be no brown on the toilet paper.

3. Wet Wipes > Toilet Paper

Use flushable wet wipes every time that you poop. Especially if you’re a girl. TP isn’t enough and that stuff will stay caked on, even if it’s a thin, clear layer of poop broth.

4. Switch your pillowcase every couple days to avoid acne.

Switch your pillowcase regularly. People with acne issues should do this especially.

By regularly I mean every couple days.

5. Floss to prevent bad breath.

Flossing is common knowledge, but a lot of people don’t realize how much not flossing contributes to bad breath.

6. Scrape your tongue to prevent bad breath.

Scrape your tongue! SCRAPE IT!

Seriously. Right now, scratch along your tongue until you get a bit of goo under your fingernail. Wait for a couple of minutes, and then after it’s dried a bit, give it a sniff.

That’s what people smell when you talk to them.

Buy those silly little white plastic floss picks, because most of them have a built-in ridge for tongue scraping (way more efficient than your toothbrush) and scrape in the morning and at night. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your breath.

7. Use hydrogen peroxide and saline water as mouthwash.

Use some hydrogen peroxide/saline water to rinse your mouth out from time to time.

8. Sneeze on the inside of your elbow.

Always sneeze in the inside of your elbow. You don’t need your elbow otherwise so it’s one of the best part of the body to sneeze in.

9. Clean your bellybutton!

Clean your bellybutton!

10. Wash between your toes.

Wash your feet and between your toes. Wear socks with shoes.

11. Men: Sprinkle baby powder on your balls.

Baby powder makes your balls feel amazing.

12. Men: Trim your armpits and pubes.

As a guy, trimming your armpit and ball hair goes a long way in getting rid of B.O.

You don’t have to shave, just trim the 3 bushes down.

13. Men: Clean your smelly balls.

Your balls smell. You like bj’s, right? Clean your balls a couple of times a day if you intend to use them. Have you ever pulled off your pants after a hard day at work and smelled the amalgamation of assss stink and nut sweat rise into the air?

Why would you put that stink into a woman’s mouth? She already has so much respect for you that they put their mouth where you piss. Return the favor for one, and for two keep your friggin crotch clean.

14. Men: Wipe the tip of your Johnson after peeing.

If you are a man after peeing just wipe the tip with toilet paper. It surely would not kill you.

15. Women: Use pH-balanced soap to wash your lady parts.

Every last woman needs to get pH balanced vag soap. Any number of things can throw off your balance and give you stank vag or a minor infection

Regular soaps are harsh and many women are actually allergic to the fragrances in them. Pointing hot water at it for a long time can mess it up, too. So can sex. Best to avoid problems down the line and use vag soap regularly.

16. Shower instead of wearing cheap-ass body spray.

There is not perfume on planet earth that can replace a shower, especially when you smell like shit, sweat, and fish.

17. Wash your bum-bum.

Every day. Seriously, just do it.

18. Squeeze out your nose pore pus.

Nose pore pus. Ever heard of it? Look it up. Google is your friend. If you have greasy skin or clogged pores or acne problems, give it a squeeze. Watch the little worms of pus poke out like creamy peanut butter through a Saltine.

Now, once a week, squeeze that stuff. Rub it down in the shower, with a black shirt, whatever.

This is not because there’s something wrong with you. Other people won’t notice it. It’s for your own good.

19. Shower before going to bed, wash your back, and get rid of your carpet.

Don’t bring all the daily grunge your body generated and collected throughout the day into your clean bed. Your partner will appreciate this too.

20. CLIP YOUR FINGERNAILS!

CLIP YOUR FINGERNAILS! You won’t believe how many adults have skanky, freakishly, long nails with various colors of dirt under them.

We have something called fingernail clippers. It’s an elegant device. Please for the love of God.

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Rinse your mouth with Hypo or Jik after too much alcoholic intake..

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Rinse your mouth with Hypo or Jik after too much alcoholic intake..

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it's okay. . . we've heard you

@poster, this post is what i consider very "timely". The body and mouth odours oozing from people these days are far worse than those of night soil men. This is indeed informative. Abeg my people don't just read this post without application. Knowledge without application is indeed worthless. This page has being boomarked by me.

Nice one

I concur.