Episode one

Mrs Asgbango yells from the compound " Asgbango!!, Asgbango!!!, lazy husband, 10am and you are still in bed?"

Asgbango meanwhile is fast asleep and dreaming.
He is driving a hummer jeep.
He sees the police and they stop him.
He opens his wallet and gives the police money.
" You wan bribe us abi?" The police lands one hot slap,on Asgbango's left cheek.
He wakes up to do the sign of the cross, "so it was all a dream?"

Then, bbam!! bbbam!!!, two hot real slaps land on Asgbango's face.

He is off the bed on the floor weeping

watch out for episode 2

Episode 2

Asgbango grabs his wife by the waist and a fight ensues.
Ellembellepuipuintangoo their only son seeing the fight quickly locks the room, stands outside and laughs uncontrollably.
Ellembellepuipuintangoo enjoys his parents fight, as they do very often.
What excites him most is the fact that his favourite, mummy often wins the fight, sometimes as early as round one
* gbush!!, gbush!!!, gbushh!!!!* punches are being dished out at the moment and Ellembellepuipuintangoo knowing who is suffering already is all over the ground laughing and messing alongside.
"I go wound am oo!!.i go wound am ooo "...a faint voice of someone who is likely being suffocated is heard

watch out for episode 3

Episode 3

Neighbours troop to the room and Asgbango is half-dead.
Mrs Asgbango is sitting atop him and dishing out punches after punches.
Asgbango is unconscious .
Neighbours help to remove his wife off him and he is rushed to the mortuary.
The mortuary attendants strip Asgbango and they push him into the morgue.
At this stage, Ellembellepuipuintangoo is sad and shedding tears

Episode 4

Asgbango is locked up in the morgue and is pronounced dead.
Soon unusual loud cries and hullabaloo are heard from the morgue.
who could those be? The only people in the morgue are the corpses who cannot talk.
Now they are heard talking "come and take him away from here oo, come and take him away, he is killing us with mess..."
Apparently, the corpses are calling the mortuary attendants to come and get Asgbango off their midst for excessive flatulence. His flatulence in the morgue is causing the dead to talk.

Strong flatulence, but weak strength = WomanMan

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Strong flatulence, but weak strength = WomanMan