chimajii:


Are u aware that pot belle is unhealthy? Sorry to bust ur bubble. Pacs wud only turn to potty 1s u start snackin and binging on Unhealthy Foods. Any questions?

Goallllllllllllllllllll
The beautification of this goal is immeasurable......****
****** dossylvanus ****** Your question again

chimajii:

Loooooool....kwakwkakwkakwkakwka

U sef follow dey!

#enugu loading


Who go give me white short

Despite the new initiative whereby PCMs are given the opportunity to choose their preferred states for deployment, a lot of people would still be disappointed by the eventual posting, going by the objectives of the NYSC.

All states are meant to have a fair share of Corps Members and most state would definitely not be chosen by PCM for one or more of the following reasons;

Poor or non-existent State Aloowance
Insecurity
Poor Economic Opportunities
etc.

So how do you intend to cushion the effect of an eventual unfavourable posting?

Note that relocation for corp members remains primarily on health and marital grounds (for ladies only) others are based on how highly connected you are or how much you are willing to part with to NYSC officials.

What we do and how we do it


we offer you medical reports (from various hospitals nationwide), marriage certificates and newspaper publications for presentation as proof of qualifications for relocation on those grounds.

is sit legal?

no, but guys got to survive and you get to relocate without paying a fortune to NYSC officials or medical doctors

Are those certificates and reports genuine?

they are just like any other report you'd get, with official stamps and addresses.

how did you get them?

we got them from several business outings in camp across the nation and have successfully processed same for hundreds of Corp Members

how is it done?

you send us your details and we process your for you, to see if u'd like to pay for it, we will however deface it with a watermark so you have to pay us first to get one you can use, if however you trust us enough to pay first, we would process and send send it to you in less than 6hours.

how to get to us?

use the pm option or send a mail to easyconsultng[at]gmail.com

thank you.

Blessedgurl:

You welcome. I knew I forgot a popular moniker. How you.

awwwwww that's lovely am good and you?

Olami90:
I am seeing most 15B PCMs waking up to check dis thread with hands on their head


Hahahahahahaha...dats d beauty mehn

*cries in R&B*

chimajii:


My e - mail add nah same as my name here ...add @ yahoo. Dot com...u don reach my main house be that.

Ok...I will reach you

seun305:

U sef follow dey!

person lose pageant cause imm no get dimple .. Dem sey girls like am gan...+ d wan whey dey day for waist .. Abeg I be ur manager ooo

seun305:


*cries in R&B*

chimajii:


person lose pageant cause imm no get dimple .. Dem sey girls like am gan...+ d wan whey dey day for waist .. Abeg I be ur manager ooo

*****Gay Alert*****

LifeIsGuhd:
who remembers the SOLAR ECLIPSE? It happened 2006

I do

mistabiola:




Goallllllllllllllllllll
The beautification of this goal is immeasurable......****
****** dossylvanus ****** Your question again

when u go buy ur camp tinz, better buy n 2s..else...I go castrate u.... U be my 2nd twin brother @donpsymon nah 1st

wailing:
#enugu loading


Who go give me white short

Dis ur canvas no b here ohhh... Abi na shoe

wailing:

I do

Kikiki, were you scared?

chimajii:


Tell those girls sey I be ur manager ooo..they wee have to pass tru me..else no way ooo..

I hear...bt errrm u r nt a gho...nvm

rmfunky:
awwwwww that's lovely am good and you?

*****What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.****** ~ by rose

*****gumoni******

mistabiola:


*****Gay Alert*****

***Gay Alert****

LifeIsGuhd:


Kikiki, were you scared?

@ all

You?

wamenzy:



Dis ur canvas no b here ohhh... Abi na shoe

U beat me to it..was bout to say same tin.. Be like those shoe whey dem dey wear dey play ICE sports

chimajii:


person lose pageant cause imm no get dimple .. Dem sey girls like am gan...+ d wan whey dey day for waist .. Abeg I be ur manager ooo

That waist own tho...remember I'm a seminarian

chimajii:


when u go buy ur camp tinz, better buy n 2s..else...I go castrate u.... U be my 2nd twin brother @donpsymon nah 1st

***** *****"*
****** I can't be in the same Camp with you ********
******* It's either you kill me or I kill you******

wailing:
How do u intend to pay me?

cheque

wailing:

@ all

You?

Lool, Nah

seun305:

I hear...bt errrm u r nt a gho...nvm

U go fear fear, d next niggie go shout anuofia!

Doublelady:
cheque

How about a kiss?

mistabiola:


***** *****"*
****** I can't be in the same Camp with you ********
******* It's either you kill me or I kill you******

Werey!!!!

chimajii:


U beat me to it..was bout to say same tin.. Be like those shoe whey dem dey wear dey play ICE sports

Lol...d tin go get cushion die, e go fit stand 3 days straight for parade

dossylvanus:






Is a six pack a sign of health? Since when did we start celebrating the over hardening of muscles and bones that will eventually turn to potty?

it actually is an indirect sign of healthy living

wailing:

How about a kiss?

**** FFK bloda******
****"A kiss indeed*****

chimajii:


Werey!!!!