DonPsymon:


Baba bet why

Haba!

You nor even fit beat small Olympiakos for home

itoski:
if Wenger na babe by now e for dne turn my triple ex

itoski:

na cos of man u dats why...if nt

donasere:




Lol!!!!! Take heart man!

donasere:






Awwww oooo



I can't remember van Gaal singing **u can put d blame on united**

itoski:

abeg add 3 etra put cos na longtin I dey wit dem for beta for worse

itoski:

dem make DT Wenger loose focus just like a danfu driver seeing a massive ukwu crossing d oda side of d road and hitting ur car bumper

KeriBaby:

And you're a lawyer o
So if I was ur client u go tell me to confess to wetin I knw do even when the truth wud save me

mobi18:


lol,telling the truth doesnt save yu ooo,saying wat people wanna hear is wat saves you.. imagine u waking up ruffled nd ur bae tells u look horrible,wnt u be pissed buh if he saiz u look beautiful ,u wuld blush....u get d logic naw?

deracathy:




Like Seriously like play like play
Thanks to the best E-family B15

To my E-Boo, Hilsocial Love , thanks for your support
To all that voted and participated in all the awards, God Bless you.

much love to you all Hilsocial Faithluv5 Allsmyles omitooguns

hilsocial:
Straight to my 7 star hotel, La Hils Suite for the party

donasere:

Ahn ahn nao!!!

Na still sunday we go jam ooo.......e still far ooo!

Blessedgurl:



Was only kidding with you....

mobi18:


lol,telling the truth doesnt save yu ooo,saying wat people wanna hear is wat saves you.. imagine u waking up ruffled nd ur bae tells u look horrible,wnt u be pissed buh if he saiz u look beautiful ,u wuld blush....u get d logic naw?

Ostan:
who's posted to Niger state, contact us, we're serving corpers there: 08037107479...

seuner:
Otondos! welcome to Anambra state ' The light of the nation'. I shall be giving you important details for a conducive stay at anambra.

Transportation: From south west, edo , delta; board a bus going to enugu ( the reason for this is to avoid undue stresses of moving along the onitsha busy street with your excessive luggages, also, it will aid ease and speed of getting to d camp since umunya is along onitsha-awka-enugu road), alight at umunya corpers camp. then board a bike to d camp.

For those who deem it fit to pass through onitsha, or those coming from other parts of d country, after the bus has dropped u at onitsha, get a bike that will take u to where u can get bus to Awka (upper iweka). (pls be security conscious, since u are new to anambra, even though onitsha people are so friendly and hospitable, some elements still exist there). board awka bus and alight at umunya camp(150 naira); then board a bike to d camp (50 naira or so).

ABOUT UMUNYA CAMP: The camp is located at Oyi local govt, it has a serene and green environment, with lawn looking parade ground. it consist of many well built and painted hostels like the independence ( up indepence hostel), oyi, national, white, equity etc. with bad toilets and bathrooms ( so expect, shot puts and longthrow, although not advisable but i do am well well).

On arrival : I would advise u to arrive to camp early, so as to get a better accomodation, also to avoid long and stressful queueing during registration after a tedious journey and to get a fitted or a fairly fitted kits- many will get extra large). on arrival, u will be searched by some friendly officers, then you proceed for accomodation registration, after getting your hostel, locate a suitable territory for your bed location, keep your luggages on it ( remove cash, atm, phones and other valuable items). then speedily go and get your bed at the store on the other side after the parade ground. after collecting your bed, take it to ur hostel and proceed for call up letter clarification and other registration in phases

Camp Officials: Umunya camp has the most friendly but disciplined army ( all hail the commandoes, you guys will meet d young fluent action commando, comedian RSM, atama clapping r.i.p. platoon 10 commandant).

The state coordinator, who is popularly known for her charming dresses and her anthem ( anyama supepe....anyama, anyama supepe). The camp coordinator might be mr. uranta, a tall skinny man ( sorry sir, thats how best i can describe you). whose popular slogan ussually make the crowd burst into laughter ( good morning this morning, something happened yesterday, camp court!), the Obs man,our devotional cordinator ( remember to learn On christ the solid rock hymn) thats d devotional anthem.

my advice: dont insult any camp officials no matter how small or menial they look, they might turn to be your lga inspector or zonal inspector after camp; for example, my own lga inspector was in the kitchen in camp.

Groups in camp: There are various groups i would advice you to join.
1. OBS- orientation braoadcasting service oversees the passage of information/announcement, entertainment, public address system, sport commentary during matches, event organizer, news broadcasting and public relations.although its for everyone, but to avoid eviction i advise that if you are an entertainer, communicator, engineer ( majorly electrical), musician, comedian, studio technicals, commentators, you can join this group.

2. Camp Band: these are those that engage in military parade entertainment, devotional praises with drums, trumpet, saxophone, biggle. they also engage in blowing the biggle ( its like trumpet) for light out and conveyance to d parade ground. ( everybody knows the biggle man and trust me, na nysc pikin be d biggle man). if you can sing, energetic enough to stand for a long while, could play instruments ( wind and percussion instrument), you can join this group. there is a great reward for joining.

3. Camp court: if you a legal personnel, this is d group you must join. they oversee the legal activities of the camp. they issue punitive measures to undisciplined corp member based on the nysc bye laws ( abeg make una no face camp court oo, even jail dey camp ooo). lawyers, dont let corp members know u are in camp court ooo...(joking)

4. Medical expertees and red cross: this consist of medicine and surgery graduates, nursing and science laboratory technologist. you must always be in the camp clinic for emergencies and treatment of ailing corp member. your own parade ground is the clinic.

5.Other groups include social committee, sport committee, SAED committee. joining some of these committees might not yield a good result. i am a victim of sport committee, even though it was fun and an added knowledge.

Platoon Activities: platoon means a 'small group of soldiers'. The last number on your state code automatically fixes you in a platoon. e.g state code 1214 will be in platoon 4, code 0320 will be in platoon 10, code 2381 will be in platoon 1. A platoon officer ( nysc official), platoon commandant and assistant (2 army), a man o' war and platoon leader and assistant ( a corp member)
a. Platoon leader-He/she will carry out the leadership responsibility in the platoon as designated by superior platoo officers listed above. Guy! please rush in for this position; though stressful a bit, but its an hot cake if you are effective. most especially when u win trophies for your platoon.
b. Platoons challenge- Several competitions will hold at the camp, which include, sport (football, volleyball), drama, macho man,dance (mostly cultural dance of your posting state), beauty paegent, comedy, talks, parade and some other social activities. Your engagement in these activities and yielding remarkable result for your platoon might lead to a favourable PPA posting. Its really fun guys.

Camp Supplies: You will be provided with a bed space ( first come first serve) and a mat-looking bed (na joke ooo!), a meal ticket ( trust some of the 'Jagunlabis' who ate more than 2 plates with one card). You will be given a complete kits in which many of u might not get a fitted size. ( try and exchange with others who needs yours and you need theirs OR beg the officer in charge). Also, there is a consistent and uninterrupted water and electricity supply (no charging points in d hostels).

Camp Market: popularly called 'maamy' . many market sellers are waiting for you to patronize them,ranging from food sellers ( state local meal, indomie, fried foods like akara), tailors, phone charging spots, consumables, plates, socks and underwears, dry cleaners, viewing centers e.t.c. things are very expensive in camp. Also try and visit the federal market (nccf).

Religious activities: you are at immunity to practise your religion as far as it does not interrupt with camp rules.
My Advise: many lives might be ruined in camp and many lives will be equipped, its an avenue for you to draw closer to God. Activities will almost take you away from your spiritual devotions but Nigeria christian corpers fellowship and muslim corpers fellowship are there for you.
both fellowships will withdraw cash for you ( u might run out of cash, charge your phones and couselling. all for free!)
NCCF impact your life through their daily worship and word filled service and engages in spiritual counselling and welfarism. The MCF makes sure u engage in your daily 5 times prayed uninterrupted.

expect more info later. 21 days in a confined territory away from the real world is once in a life time. two things are involved, its either you are equipped or destroyed. I am trusting God for your lives that after 21 days, you will come out smiling and not soberly, with a testimony and not with regrets. Have a fulfilled stay.

tonyx4x44:





The card you are talking about is nysc own.. You school cannot give you that.. What I showed you is a temporary I'd for use in camp reg

As you school ID must have expired

elmisti:



Tanx for having my back bro.....keribaby...com. And lern good sense of judgement hia!

2el:
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donasere:
Some women wii come and break homes and will confidently say dem no send anybody papa! Where is goldenone?? Make she come finish her survey!

Dats by d way!!!

Keribaby I can see u are really shocked bout d events of the day!

Well elmisti had been tru some hardships of late and unfortunately distance made the heart grow cold and lonely so mobi18 who we all blived was too holy fooled erry1 and warmed elmistis heart and Erm bed. So he chose her.
Well u know d saying at any point in time after u fall for one person u find urself falling for anoda pick the second person coz if u truly luffed the 1st u wouldn't fall for the second.

Well enough said!!


We await EL MOBI 7star hotel on 3500.
Elmisti I done buy penthouse suite ooo..


Last bullet: if it feels right bleeping do it!

theSpark:
Allsmyles Aare2050 How the party go be?

ademasta:

Changing the lock shows you are not a responsible man! U actually distroyed her heart and broke d initial lock, shey? See blood for ground... She no go fall for ur hand

elmisti:



U really should stat payn for my weed.....

Allsmyles:

We go soon drop the invite..
TheSpark my man, hw na?

KingJB:


Business proposal

Qatari weeds...fresh and hot

elmisti:


Let's talk bizness ova brkfast 2mrw......nd as u be fresh. Person...I will need a recommendation from a prominent elder hia

Blessedgurl:
Elmisti....My Sure G. You did win a hat-trick bruh.
Congrats