Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...

1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart

2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.

3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush

4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.

5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.

6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen

7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.

'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.

9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d (the kporists know demselves)

10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami

Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!

3 and 7.

Spicylate:
3 and 7.

I know ladies are mostly guilty of 7

Rapmoney:

I know ladies are mostly guilty of 7

3 & 5

Jibola10:
3 & 5

Some gurls do no. 5 constantly. Na deodorant dey use head carry everything

Rapmoney:

Some gurls do no. 5 constantly. Na deodorant dey use head carry everything

my reason was after d morning parade u will still sweat nd get unclean so I bath after d morning parade.

Jibola10:
my reason was after d morning parade u will still sweat nd get unclean so I bath after d morning parade.

But there's no harm in bathing before and after the parade as far as there's availability of water

3 &7

Rapmoney:

But there's no harm in bathing before and after the parade as far as there's availability of water

water finishes @ time nd d jostle to bath dat early morning is high, so I just brush nd wash my face

Jibola10:
water finishes @ time nd d jostle to bath dat early morning is high, so I just brush nd wash my face

I understand sha...getting water in some camps can be stressful; especially, in the north, east, middle-belt

Akkord4gov:
Hmmm,let me think

Ok. U be philosopher

onyioge:
3 &7

Are u sure? U sure say u nor partake in no. 8 ?

I know no one would agree that he or she did no.8

I did numbers 3 and 7...

MissIndependent:
I did numbers 3 and 7...

That means u must have taken enuff deodorant to camp...lols

Daniyemi:

Did something happen to ur keypads?
By the way, mods dis thread suppose dor enter front page na Kilode? Make NL ex-corpers have fun na

tunmmyunited:
Make I buk space incase e enter front page!

By their fruits, ye shall know them

1 only

number 1 sure for me

Number 10...those south south boys too dey drink and smoke poli...
Na so one calabar boy go drink to stupor for mami d 1st day, enter hostel vomit for people head and mattress. Na VOMIT we call d guy for d whole 3weeks.
Which soldier go send u go parade ground wen u dey naked? Na make d guy wait, make u dressup.
Camp commandant sev knw sey our room special.
How I miss camp!!

I rep A 2015 bt wil b involve in no 1

Mehn can't wait for may 2 come. No. 1 naim sure pass o.

I didn't do the women stuff, nor the sickness stuff, nor the weed stuff. No time

When i serve i go comment.