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@akposjokes- Naija For Real by Timmydgenius(m): 12:54pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello God, call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! Check out more Crazy Jokes @>>> http://www.akposjokes.com/joke/lawyers-are-always-right |
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