dechandel:
Your account was hacked when you made this statement.. Add that as a disclaimer

hehehehe

EggovinMma:



Chineke me eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee. EVEN OUR INNOCENT PLANTAIN? KONJI IS TRULY A MAN. .You see why they need to be allowed to use creams and soaps . At least some calamities would seriously be avoided .Gone are the days when our little gurls play unclad with sand, now our grown ups now sniff their tiny little pants. And to think that's not enough, our goat bleats and our cows moo at night with tear filled eyes.Let them self-service please, NOBODY SHOULD STOP THEM. It's a control method

Tearg1:


its your faith that quickens the process.

stardragon:

we ar on the same level...
So hw do we battle this "DEMON"" now??

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

LLVelly:
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searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

joshuaidibia:
U dey fear bkos na wetn u dey do?

Tearg1:
THIS OP MUST BE A SERIAL MAST.URBATOR. !!!!!!!!!! I doubt almost everything written here.

I used to do this act some years back, because I felt it helps me reduce the urge to lust after women... Having sex with random girls is a dangerous thing because of the spiritual consequences, and creating invisible Bonds. It felt good for a while, the only side effect I noticed is that, it could affect your confidence and lead to low self esteem..

I quit it after finding Jesus. Even if I click an adult site, I dnt feel that excitement like I once did back then. The urge to mast.urbate is no longer in my mind.

I give all the glory to God anyway.

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie.

If that's the case, it's more pleasurable and time efficient that working out for fat people. However, weak people will always be weak, even on bed. I have never experienced weakness after fapping, unless I HAD ALREADY BEEN WEAK BEFORE the trip.

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems.

I have been fapping since 17. Now in my mid 20s, though I have cut down on the habit. No mental problems whatsoever. Moreso, a recent survey claimed over 22 percent of Nigerians have mental problems. Does that mean most of them are masturbating men? Fallacy.

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

A big fat lie. What evidence do you have for this? Nigerians and their unorthodox research. Infact, it is recommended for active dads to regularly flush their pipes so as to make sure it's refilled with fresh eggs.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

Like everything pleasurable, I you can be addicted to it. However, this is a personal issue, as you can also be addicted to sex too.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

Check my response to claim 1.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

This is pure bullshit. Fallacy.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

Sex feels the same too, weed feels the same too. Fool. Anything that alters the function or consciousness of the brain can cause this. Even too much pal wine can cause this. Go back to school

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

Red hot? I don't get.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

For real? Are you a psychologist? How about telling us what happens when a 24 year old albino smokes weed. Man up, there is much more than what you think you know. Mastubation techniques vary from person to person. Not everybody gets off the same way.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

As I said earlier, masturbating, like all things pleasurable, can turn to addiction. We vary. It doesn't affect my performance. Infact, I have bros that fap before they have sex, so as to prolong the action, so to speak. It's a common trend. Ask any real G that doesn't do Viagra.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

No, fool. It does not. I can have a marathon week fap and the next 2 months not do anything. It's all about how you control yourself. I know of chronic sexual addicts that can't do without sex for at least 36 hours.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

No. You really don't get it. If your sexual partner is not hot enough, sperm no go come. If she is a witch, dick no go even rise. those old fat men should blame themselves and their diet for their inaction and not masturbation.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

No. Sperm production is not related to masturbation. Just as being a sex addict won't make you impotent.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

You are really pissing me off with this bullshit. What fucking fluid? What the Bleep!!

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

Yeah, maybe a point. But then, you can only love someone else, if you love yourself first. Philosophically speaking. I'm sure you're not this smart to understand.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

No, it doesn't, it's a time well spent. And a useless person will be useless, irrespective of if he masturbates or not.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

Just like sex, you don't always enjoy yourself. But it is still safer, cost efficient and a selfless act of loving yourself.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

Rubbish. Go watch the Wolf of Wall Street. This is 2015, not fucking Stone Age, goddammit!

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

It is a guilty pleasure, I do agree. Same as premarital sexy, same as indulgence in alcohol. Same as slut shaming the most prettiest virgin in high school. So give another reason for your pick on fapping.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

What are your views on sex enhancing power drinks and drugs, toys and BDSM. Also have you ever heard the term ASEXUALITY?

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

Blame pompous women, blame arranged marriages, blame romance that wasn't based on love, blame adulterous men, blame women who lie their way into marriages. Blame humans, not masturbation. What are your views on cuninglingus and MouthAction?

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

PianoWizard:
please my question is how many days does it take to stop the habit.

MymothersKeeper:
Thank God I'm a girl
One night I decide to surprise an ex in his city I saw his car by the junction so I dropped to stalk him from a convenient shop.
For more than 30 minutes he was going up and down the street and would slow down to chat to students returning from library . Luckily , no one entered .
I confronted him and we fought, when we got home the porn he was watching was right on the screen! I still remember the porn it was something about " hony teenage girl gets lessons from father" or something creepy like that .
he must have been watching it and couldn't take it anymore so bad that he fled to the streets to look for a young girl to bleep.

rokiatu:
SOME GUYS WILL BE READING THIS WHILE MASTURBATING.

FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline!

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehn

Friedplantain

mirenda:
See them rushing the thread...... You can tell every guy that has posted on this thread is an addict to self servicing
PM me if you need help

mirenda:
See them rushing the thread...... You can tell every guy that has posted on this thread is an addict to self servicing
PM me if you need help

Tearg1:


men it was thru deliverance, and baptism.

raayah:
Just finished pleasuring myself and i feel relaxed . In short, body dey sweet me right now!

Everybody with their own.

My only advice is to do it with moderation. Being addicted to anything is bad.