Sex according to Pastor Khathide (Ugandan)

A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.... !!

The bible is explicit when it comes to sex.
Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style.
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!!.

Pastor Khathide has counseled women who've complained:
my husband treats me as if I were his brother.
There was one who told him:
I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary.
Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly,
since some wives only get it on big days, like elections.

Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hillbrow.
Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties.
If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked
and let your bum touch your husband..
Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties, because their wives hide
it from them.

Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.
A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing.
A penis is a wife' s toy - she is supposed to play with it.

He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about
being tired after a day's work.
You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years.
God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.
You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.

WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife?
We' re all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man.
You have to satisfy each other.
Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied?
Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic?
May the Lord Bless you.
This is the 'Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth' so God !
Told Us From The Beginning.

Somebody shout halleluyah!!!!

Pastor, don't u think we can have it even anywhere?

Dyt:
Somebody shout halleluyah!!!!

Pastor, don't u think we can have it even anywhere?

"WE" as in?? ***eye's this geh***

ejikeme:


"WE" as in?? ***eye's this geh***

U don't have what it takes to take this woman on a long long ride.
*doing my hands like am driving n diving*
Muchecheche

Okay.

Dyt:


U don't have what it takes to take this woman on a long long ride.
*doing my hands like am driving n diving*
Muchecheche

wow....**now she got me** somethings better stay off the cyberspace.
besides, what made you this sure of yourself??

ejikeme:



wow....**now she got me** somethings better stay off the cyberspace.
besides, what made you this sure of yourself??

My husband says I am the best he's ever had, that even his side Chic's can't do quarter, that's why he's always coming back home to mummy

Dyt:


My husband says I am the best he's ever had, that even his side Chic's can't do quarter, that's why he's always coming back home to mummy

**story for Okija**
husband with side chic and you're still sane? sambisa forest sounds better than this.

ejikeme:



**story for Okija**
husband with side chic and you're still sane? sambisa forest sounds better than this.

:DD
Am I supposed be roaming on the street with tattered clothes crying?
Even if its true?

U shld know by now, most women don't even get bothered abt cheating husbands

Dyt:


:DD
Am I supposed be roaming on the street with tattered clothes crying?
Even if its true?

U shld know by now, most women don't even get bothered abt cheating husbands

no no no!! not the tattered clothes thingy. but prove me wrong, i know a single lady is the one typing this. not the married type.

and besides, I was about heading to Sambisa in search of you. but i guess you're ok now.
or do i still embark on the search? will it be worth the trouble??

ejikeme:



no no no!! not the tattered clothes thingy. but prove me wrong, i know a single lady is the one typing this. not the married type.

and besides, I was about heading to Sambisa in search of you. but i guess you're ok now.
or do i still embark on the search? will it be worth the trouble??

U want to Summersault?

I mean ofe takiti abi mu omiyo?

Dyt:


U want to Summersault?

I mean ofe takiti abi mu omiyo?

nah. Only a man who stays down is defeated.
and i don't get what the last line means. interpret, please?

Op you don't know sekuality department or religious section. Mr man do the needful