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Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 5:40pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
I was perusing through pages on the net when I came across this site that had quite a number of chemistry jokes that had me loling. I thought I should share. Some will find it funny and some will not(sense of humor differs from human human--I guess).. If you didn't get a joke,you can ask and someone will explain it. Just look at it as another fun way of learning.. I ll be posting them in 4's... Who says nerds gat no jokes. ![]() ********** 1.. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. 2.. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down. 3... Asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO ..... hahaha ![]() 4.. Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react..... Lol |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
1... Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died..... 2.... Q:What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A:HeHe ...lol 3... Q:Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A:He got Avogadro's number! 4... A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive." 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 5:47pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
1... As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. 2... The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. 3.. Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A:A ferrous wheel. 4.. Q:If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A:H2O cubed. 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 5:50pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
1... Q:What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A:OH SNaP! 2.. Neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"... 3.. Q:What do you do with a dead chemist? A:Barium .. 4.. Q:What did one ion say to the other? A:I've got my ion you.... |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 5:52pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
1... Q:Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? A:To reduce his carbon footprint. 2.. Q:What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A:One molar solution... hahaha 3.. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Lwkmd 4.. Q:What do you call a clown who's in jail? A:A silicon.... lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
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Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:01pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:In Sheldon Cooper's voice --- I can see you're having a nice time.. [img]http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbangtheory/images/d/d3/Sheldon_on_the_couch.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail-down/width/340/height/340?cb=20100511171409&format=webp[/img] |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:06pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution.".... hahaha ![]() Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.... lol Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. lol Q:When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response? A:C over lambda....... ![]() |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.... Awwww Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG... ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:32pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet? A: Because she was too attractive! .. lol Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? A: They bonded well from the minute they met. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:34pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water? A: Because it was polar... Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? A: "Au revoir" ... hahaha |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:35pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A: A CaNiNe Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A: A KNiFe. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:37pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? A: With a "carbonkneel".... aww. So cute Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na .. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:48pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? A: Methylated spirits. ... Rotflmfao ![]() Q: If H20 is water what is H204? A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . . ![]() |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:49pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? A: its CoRn Y Q: What do you get if you swap the carbon atoms in a benzene ring for iron atoms? A: You get a ferrous wheel! |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:51pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas .... Buhahahaha. This one cracked me up so bad. ![]() |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:54pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? A: BaNaNa! Q: How ugly is your mom? A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!.. Lwkmd.. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:55pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? .. OMg! Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a prostitute element Teacher: Who taught you that? Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 6:57pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond... Haha. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 7:07pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Chemistry Pick Up Lines You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe! Chem students do it on the table periodically You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, & Titanium cause your BE AU TI full. Those in NYSC camp should use this.. You must be a copper? cos I get excited anytime i CU. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Guests: 7:13pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Ksslib: What? ![]() |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 7:16pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." .... Damn.. This is ffuucking witty mehn.. 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 7:19pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Guests: 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Geofavor(m): 9:08am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Hahaha. How come this thread didnt get comments. Those jokes make learning fun. And this is the method that is adopted in teaching students abroad. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by agoadiv(m): 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
hehehehehe; D op continue abeg |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 4:10pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Geofavor:Maybe its cos it has nothing to do with yemi alade or Tonto dike. 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 4:13pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
agoadiv:Lol. Una don wake dead thread.. Ok.. I ll post more. cc.. lalasticlala Fp needs a breath of fresh air. Something different. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 4:28pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery. ![]() ![]() Assault and battery... get it? 1 Like |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(m): 4:29pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Q.. What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond. |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by agoadiv(m): 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Ksslib: yes ©©lalasticlala |
Re: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Krystalzkris(f): 12:18am On Sep 09, 2015 |
if i was taught chemistry like dis in secondary school,i would have been studying chemistry.. Thumbs up |
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