I was driving down a street along Alausa, having
just finished answering a call, when a policeman,
suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and
jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for
calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie,
at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out,
spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely
at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na
offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The
person almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e
no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a
small growl, its tongue almost touching the
policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God
beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no
go collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since
morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The
oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming
really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make
you open the door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 &
allowed him out of the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever
better for you and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!

:Do boy if dat man u again alone o boy ur own don finish :Do boy if dat man u again alone o boy ur own don finish