LOL.

If you do, hunger would just kill you for nothing.

Kill me ke??
Just tell me your benchmark for admitting a husband and my brotha is urs.

Is your brother fine?

Moonstone:

Ask me again in a year's time. I need you to get over Toyinrayo first. I am not usually the rebound girl.

He already did, okay?!!

I'm now recommending you to him

NOTED OO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see i now have ma prayer points, especially for all the desperate fellas in the house,

Not to worry y'all 2009 is the year for u guys,

ROTFLMAO!!

Make Dayo catch you

Fine??
He was gonnna strangle the hottest guy on earth when he realized suicide is a sin.
Name ur Price.

HeatFusion:

ROTFLMAO!!

Make Dayo catch you

Kuro lona jor, na ma Big bro, and all im doing is looking out for him too

Lol, I no fit shout.

I already Gave j-girl to Dayo sha, and Deepzone to 4Play. Such perfect couples

Missy B:

Kill me ke??
Just tell me your benchmark for admitting a husband and my brotha is urs.

Missy u betta back off
na my broda get dis one
dis 2009 must not pass them by

Ask me again in a year's time. I need you to get over Toyinrayo first. I am not usually the rebound girl.

@Moonstone, Me and Toyinrayo never got started in the first place

Kuro lona jor, na ma Big bro, and all I'm doing is looking out for him too

Thanks sis Just the way i am looking out for you too. Any suitor on your case, just refer them to me for screening.

Lol, I no fit shout.
I already Gave j-girl to Dayo sha, and Deepzone to 4Play. Such perfect couples

Toyosi has to screen anyone this time around.

B T W who reincarned as Heatfusion again?

Dayokanu needs prayers this year before he turns gay. may he get married this year to motunrayo in Jesus name.

Lol, I no fit shout.
I already Gave j-girl to Dayo sha, and[b] Deepzone to 4Play. Such perfect couples[/b]

pre-intimacy cannot survive one night of passion in bed with me. He will definitely die from heart attack. My libido is very high and I fart a lot.

earTHMama:

Dayokanu needs prayers this year before he turns gay. may he get married this year to motunrayo in Jesus name.

Motunrayo must be J-girl's middle name

earTHMama:

pre-intimacy cannot survive one night of passion in bed with me. He will definitely die from heart attack. My libido is very high and I fart a lot.

See her big head as she dey form. haba, naija girls sef

List of nairaland wives to marry from(1.earthmama 2.ebony 3.blissfulnaughty 4.moonstone. 5.tope2kf) @help me keep updating my list.

Tope2000 is the most sought after spinster on nairaland. I wonder what is so special about her. I am 90% we'll tie gele for her before august.

See her big head as she dey form. haba, naija girls sef

It's not forming. 4Play will end up in emergency room on our first night. Can he survive 2 hrs of marathon sex?

Na wa o. Ashewo no be work o

earTHMama:

It's not forming. 4Play will end up in emergency room on our first night. Can he survive 2 hrs of marathon sex?

After you guys have been buzzing each other on YIM

chamotex:

Na wa o. Ashewo no be work o

Since you be the CEO of the company, na u know

dayokanu:

B T W who reincarned as Heatfusion again?

Fusion is your one and only lost love naa, Ruby aka Ebony,  aka, Ruby,  I just call her Nike though,  

After you guys have been buzzing each other on YIM

Not me. I do nairaland only because i can do it from work. My boo will get mad if he finds out am chatting online. He's a sweetheart.

Fusion is your one and only lost love naa, Ruby aka Ebony, aka, Ruby, I just call her Nike though

Who reincarnated as ToYoSi or is it Toyota?

TOYOSI20:

Fusion is your one and only lost love naa, Ruby aka Ebony, aka, Ruby, I just call her Nike though,

Me and Dayo have decided to part ways. . . .Though he'll continue to be my bootycall

earTHMama:

Not me. I do nairaland only because i can do it from work. My boo will get mad if he finds out am chatting online. He's a sweetheart.

Of course 4play will get mad when he finds out you've been buzzing Debosky, Doyin13 and Davidylan.



wowwwwwwwwwwww!! The 3 Ds or the 3 dorks

Of course 4play will get mad when he finds out you've been buzzing Debosky, Doyin13 and Davidylan.

He won't because Debosky is so gay; Doyin is under 17 and David Dylan is born again. 4Play is not up to abeg.

earTHMama:

Who reincarnated as ToYoSi or is it Toyota?

Tee hee hehe, Reincarnated??

Nahhhh!!, theres only one, and there can be only one too,

any other one na counterfeit,  

@ Fusion

Its all good, remember to be safe though, other wise, yawa go burst, abbi, does it gas ni??

earTHMama:

He won't because Debosky is so gay; Doyin is under 17 and David Dylan is born again. 4Play is not up to abeg.

David is born again? Why dey lie to you ppl?

You saying Debo is now gay after "doing" you abi? Who said 4Play is not up to it? You didn't say that when he was toasting you

@TOYOSI
yawa ke? DeepZone is the one that's famous for letting the gas out at the inappropriate time oh

Dayokanu needs prayers this year before he turns gay. may he get married this year to motunrayo in Jesus name.

@deepzone, I understand life can be difficult when no one looks your way. You have chased men and women on this site so much and you have been rejected. why dont you try bestiality, like hook up with a donkey or a horse.

Or buy a carton of dildos and get busy,

@heatfusion, Na wa oh everyday you change ID. Maybe your IP would soon be banned self.

@Toyosi, How do you know the different ID's Nike changes to. Does she tell you ahead of time.
You must be very smart. And you just called yourself a liability.
Have you checked, You talent might be in Forensics cracking codes

HeatFusion:

@TOYOSI
yawa ke? DeepZone is the one that's famous for letting the gas out at the inappropriate time oh

ROFL!!!!

Babes, please don't kill me wid laughter abeg,  

Big Bro

Na ma sis now, i suppose know too,

Forensics u said??

Nahh, Might give it a shot too, after Med school,

PS. I really stay watching all those Cold case files, First 48 hours, American Justice

and the likes so it just might pay off

Thanks again Bro u the bestest,

HeatFusion:

Since you be the CEO of the company, na u know

dayokanu:



@Toyosi, How do you know the different ID's Nike changes to. Does she tell you ahead of time.

It's not Rocket Science _{by their posts, we shall know them}

You guys wan get me banned again, haba

@chamotex
No let me spill ur secret for her. . . .U lucky that Ibk is my friend or else I'd have told NL you two got srh going on. so sharrap and kiss my !!!

@Dayo
Stop taking style to dey flirt with DZ, J-girl is a very jealous woman

HeatFusion:

@chamotex
No let me spill ur secret for her. . . .U lucky that Ibk is my friend or else I'd have told NL you two got srh going on. so sharrap and kiss my !!!

It's not a secret . . . . . . everyone knows I'm waiting for her to turn 18, then it gets legit

Ashewo like yourself