wld sniff yu then 4 berra fragrance

~ water no dey anywia on earth?

Will kiss ya till kingdom come



u are alone in this world

would wake up from that nightmare quickly.

IYWUOMAFO your insurance broker just got bought by a rich kid?

I hunt down the rich kid


That You are in heaven

i'll never come down to dis earth again



dat u r dumb?

go bak 2bed

~ ur image is upside-down in d mirror?

Go and buy a new mirror

That U won the lottery

donate 2 charity
_{wia u go since?}

@ OP
u cld fly?

fly to heaven

U lost all your memory?

get yu 2find it

@ OP
u sleepin in d cloudz?

Stay there because its comfy

That U are spending the rest of your life in jail for a murder U never commited?

go bak 2bed quick

~ were illiter8?

Enroll in school

Find your dick or pussy missing?

wld ask u 4 it, prolly i 4got it in dere

~ u were taller than house

wld get all d pweety damsels to tok to d mic






u were 10yrs younger

improve on my opportunities

~ u were D1kelevra?

kill ma sef





u av got boobs

put 2 berra use

~ we avin dinner?

I will put on ma chickest attire




I'm a man

then i wld turn 2 Amigz to kip it goin

~ u were bald?

_{lolz who said im not} I will go back to sleep, might be a nightmare



~had a sex change?

go back 2 bed straight

~ u were alone atop Everest?

I wil wink my eye nd transport u 2 me, so we wil both be alone on everest.




that u hav a twin?

look for her

that you have to married a nairalander

i,ll rather b a reverend father

dat u gay

Amigoz:

I wil wink my eye nd transport u 2 me, so we wil both be alone on everest.

_{we wont freeze, nay}

@ OP
sleep upsyd down 2 reverse d trend; wont giv up p 4 anyth jo

~ u surrounded by assassins?

Go back to sleep quick quick


That U are alone in a village without running water,power and money?

no shakement
wld jump outta bed
get water frm d stream/river
get fire 2 kip me warm, no wahala
go in2 farming n export my produce
villa life na d best oooooo 


~ u were on ur lawn in birthsuit, spreadeagled

i wud go bk 2 sleep

dat you r mad

skip back into bed quickly

that you have only one leg

replace it with urs kia kia



dat rapture has taken place but u didn't make it.

go back to sleep and pray it is not real



find out wife just turn to a man