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| if u have not seen this joke ehhhhh...i no know for u by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Musa say make his wife wear iron underwear because sey him dey travel for a very long time..Na so Musa lock the iron underwear and give the key to Tafida wey be his best friend. He tell Tafida say if after 10yrs him no return , then Tafida fit let the woman go free. Na so Musa enter road ,but e never even reach one hour wey musa notice say somebody dey follow am for back and when he con turn to look back na his friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida say wetin happen, why u dey run like madman? Tafida con say , Musa give am the wrong key… …….hummmmmmm Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are. Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it. OBAMA : More….More… More … Akpos went up to 100 Feet. OBAMA: So now, try to search for something. Akpos : I got a Wire. OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria. Akpos : I want to show you our advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest. Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos: More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet. Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried. Akpos : Did you get anything? OBAMA: No, there is nothing here. Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS mobile.Musa say make his wife wear iron underwear because sey him dey travel for a very long time..Na so Musa lock the iron underwear and give the key to Tafida wey be his best friend. He tell Tafida say if after 10yrs him no return , then Tafida fit let the woman go free. Na so Musa enter road ,but e never even reach one hour wey musa notice say somebody dey follow am for back and when he con turn to look back na his friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida say wetin happen, why u dey run like madman? Tafida con say , Musa give am the wrong key… …….hummmmmmm Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are. Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it. OBAMA : More….More… More … Akpos went up to 100 Feet. OBAMA: So now, try to search for something. Akpos : I got a Wire. OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria. Akpos : I want to show you our advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest. Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos: More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet. Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried. Akpos : Did you get anything? OBAMA: No, there is nothing here. Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS mobile.Musa say make his wife wear iron underwear because sey him dey travel for a very long time..Na so Musa lock the iron underwear and give the key to Tafida wey be his best friend. He tell Tafida say if after 10yrs him no return , then Tafida fit let the woman go free. Na so Musa enter road ,but e never even reach one hour wey musa notice say somebody dey follow am for back and when he con turn to look back na his friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida say wetin happen, why u dey run like madman? Tafida con say , Musa give am the wrong key… …….hummmmmmm Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are. Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it. OBAMA : More….More… More … Akpos went up to 100 Feet. OBAMA: So now, try to search for something. Akpos : I got a Wire. OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria. Akpos : I want to show you our advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest. Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos: More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet. Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried. Akpos : Did you get anything? OBAMA: No, there is nothing here. Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS mobile. 1 Like |
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