Make the guy thank God for him life say no b him preak o..............if I give beggar money I go check my preak
I sit down for your side inside bus and you dey shift left right and center,na to check my blockous.........
Finally you jam me for road,you dey rush dey go like person wey wan go collect ticket to jupiter,na to check my preak
Oju lalakan fi nsori

@OP

I feel the pain!! after struggling to pickpocket, you end up with empty wallet with 3 atm cards,7 id cards and 200 complimentary cards that's why I do cyber crime and full scale arm robbery now!!

Okay

Oga o



https://www.nairaland.com/2279702/lg-g2-32gb-black-plus

dis really got me laughing hard, my eyes are misty already....chooo

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

I don fall victim to pick pockets twice at the same area, Ikeja underbridge. I missed my brand new S4

no worry, i'm not shaking it dat hard

Blackchampion:
Mek ur head no comot ooh! biko.

WEIRD...BUT BE GLAD ITS NOT ONE CHANCE YOU JAM

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE


SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

Just to show you say no be only you get problem. Thief dey steal person wen no even get money. Lol

LED sign for your business

If oshodi boys pick pocket you eeehn!!

Had d same experience,no difference n unfortunately I was just coming from the bank n d money was meant to use to get phone for my brother's friend(nt even my money)...the girl no way hear oooo,we had to refund the money...since then my money dey enter fixed deposit(for my body)wen I wan enter public bus

Should we now run away

ednut1:
LMAO, was a victim twice last year obalende and oshodi, those guys bad i swear,obalende experience was rushing to work in lekki, with my phone in my back pocket connected to my earphones (i mumu no be small), two guys jst hit me with leg and hand, i tot the earpiece was shaking or something, suddenly i saw the earphone dangling, as i looked back to see wetin dey happen, the whole obalende jst big for my eye, no body even look my side

That obalende eh... Thats how my twin's blackberry got stolen.. A guy just walked pass him and that was all.. The phone just disappeared.

Ok ooooo
http://updatenaija.com/quiting-music-is-not-an-option-i-only-went-to-spend-time-with-my-family-eldee/

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

Don't be silly.

And some pickpockets will be on nairaland reading dis

Orijin101:
I can never forget the day my wallet was stolen at that alagbon area, omo if you see as i dey cry for road while the foolish policemen can't even help. . .

All they were jez doing is eeyah eeyah, sorry bro, eeyah. . . and you know the angriest thing? That eeyah waz even more painful more than the wallet that was stolen

Omo, if not for my pman that came to pick me up that, i swear to drunk, i for don turn corporate beggar

eeyah!!!

Svelteb:
...sometimes the IDs are worth more than some thousand naira

Pickpockets don't usually know the value. They want money.

Penuelseun:
End time tins, God have mercy

as if pick pocket started this year.

mummyson26:
And some pickpockets will be on nairaland reading dis

eeyah

Anh anh. Its not by force to keep money inside purse nah. Maybe he kept it in his pocket or bag or sumthn else on purpose

vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

yea, to them the cards are worthless but i was actually making reference to the cards owners(their victims)

adanduka:


Pickpockets don't usually know the value. They want money.

owolawitola:
Anh anh. Its not by force to keep money inside purse nah. Maybe he kept it in his pocket or bag or sumthn else on purpose

hmm, na lie joor

dirty taxonomy

dickrider:
SO NO PIX TO BACK UP THIS SUPER STORY

Thank God it was just a pickpocket. A woman was tracked from one of the banks at Olu Obasanjo road, to Waterlines junction and finally to Rumuola and shot in broad day light a few years back. No be small thing o!

seglad2:
dirty taxonomy

ur mother

ednut1:
LMAO, was a victim twice last year obalende and oshodi, those guys bad i swear,obalende experience was rushing to work in lekki, with my phone in my back pocket connected to my earphones (i mumu no be small), two guys jst hit me with leg and hand, i tot the earpiece was shaking or something, suddenly i saw the earphone dangling, as i looked back to see wetin dey happen, the whole obalende jst big for my eye, no body even look my side

laff wan wound me for here.@the whole obalende just big for my eye...

My phone nearly got stolen yesterday at Ibadan around Iwo road. I was carry my back pack behind me n I fet someone unzipped my bag, the moment I faced back I saw a guy crossing the road so I checked for my phones and I saw one, immediately I crossed the roads to run after the guy. I told him to return my phone before I shout ole (thief) n he did. He has wrapped my phone with an handkerchief. Was so happy because the phone he picked has my major line on it.

Lol okay nah. Mo ti gbo

vickerz:


hmm, na lie joor

Ops who bring these threads to front page should please format the stories for proper viewing; at least, do paragraphing.

This story is all clustered on my screen.