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Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by ShowYourCertificate: 12:07am On Mar 01, 2015
Share a coke with Buhari? Tufiawa! grin grin grin

#NeverAgain

Very funny. That was what I saw on twitter (https://twitter.com/Maybeks/status/571803565666279424).

See pix below

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Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by Shiifi(m): 12:08am On Mar 01, 2015
yeah
#change x coming
#things will change
#sai buhari

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Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by Plus10(m): 12:10am On Mar 01, 2015
lol...#never again will buhari rule us

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Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by vicadex07(m): 12:16am On Mar 01, 2015
For pro-GEJites the 2015 campaign is about Buhari, Buhari and Buhari. For pro- GMBites the 2015 campaign is about Nigeria, Nigeria & Nigeria.

Questions for Jonathan and PDP
1. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" busy destroying
states and areas that the opposition party will
win convincingly in the presidential election?
2. If we are to believe that the opposition were
the brains and architects of "Boko Haram",
then why is it that they have never ever
attacked and destroyed any prominent PDP
figure or their properties?
3. If the opposition have the capability of
arming "terrorists" with armour tanks, RPGs,
AA Guns, military uniforms, military trucks,
helicopters and the ability to command
soldiers to vanish from military checkpoints,
wouldn't they have targeted to destroy PDP
strongholds and their assets?
4. Why would the opposition seek to destroy
their own strongholds anyway? To achieve
what?
5. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" targeting to
destroy basically only prominent northern
politicians and their traditional rulers and their
communities?
6. In the light of questions 1 to 5 above, why
has there been a deliberate campaign of lies
and propaganda by the PDP and their religious
wing that collect bribes in billions of naira that
"Boko Haram" is the baby of the opposition?
7. Of all the cars used by "suicide" bombers
retrieved from the scene of their attacks, to
whom were the cars traced after forensic
investigations? Why is it that nothing is ever
heard after such evidences have been collated
at the scenes since 2011?
8. At the last count, over 500 hundred "Boko
Haram" suspects have been in detention since
2009, but why is it that government hasn't
been able to come clean on those sponsoring
the "terrorists", and why is it that, with such a
huge treasure trove, government has not been
able to know and curtail the operational
methods of the "terrorists"?
9. Why did the "terrorists" become stronger
after a scandalous 33 billion dollars (over 4
trillion naira) was expended on the so called
war against them?
10. Isn't it curious and suspicious that a
ragtag group called "Boko Haram" whose bulk
of fighters possibly had only one week
trainings could overcome and overrun our
military men who spend 5 years in the NDA,
some months in Jaji, and some months also
at the National War College in Abuja apart
from several overseas trainings?
11. Why was it that, at a point from 2013, the
Nigerian military was not taking the war to
"Boko Haram" camps in the deserts of the
northeast instead of waiting for "Boko Haram"
to come on the offensive?
12. Since when has repulsion become the best
form of defence instead of attack?
13. Why did "Boko Haram" have the most
freedom to operate and destroy so many
towns and villages during all the period of
State of Emergency that was supposed to have
made them immobile?
14. Was the State of Emergency some fraud
pulled off to empower the "terrorists" and
make the targeted communities sitting ducks
for easy elimination?
15. Who was providing "Boko Haram" with fuel
and other logistics in their camps considering
how they easily move with long convoys of
trucks to operate without challenge?
These are not the only questions.... There are
many more. But they've not been able to
answer any of these, rather they always want
to heap their scheme on others.
These questions and many more could be the
reason they are mortally scared of losing
political power. But it just can't continue like
this anymore.
Change is a basic constant in life.
Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by denko(m): 12:17am On Mar 01, 2015
#NEVER AGAIN WILL @ APC PROPAGANDA
Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by IsaAbubakaAzeez: 12:24am On Mar 01, 2015
grin


Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam

What is tufikwa my fellow Gejites?
Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by loomer: 12:24am On Mar 01, 2015
the truth be say for the first time APC de smarter than PDP for election campaign and propaganda
Re: Share A Coke With Buhari? Tufiawa! by IdisuleOurOwn(m): 7:54am On Oct 06, 2015
Plus10:
lol...#never again will buhari rule us


Who is ruling now?

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