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Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 12:39am On Mar 01, 2015 |
For a long time now and on many occasions, I have tried so hard not to fart when I'm with my gf. And I haven't noticed her farting before me for once. Something is telling me that sooner or later I am going to release a merciless stinking noisy farting for where she dey..lol. Am just Wondering....is it wrong to fart before your spouse? And if this happens how do prevent it from causing quarel? |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by loomer: 12:43am On Mar 01, 2015 |
mess get toilet? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by kestolove95(m): 12:45am On Mar 01, 2015 |
Last week wey we dey fvck..i mess self while ontop 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 12:52am On Mar 01, 2015 |
kestolove95:She didn't feel offended? what was her reaction? |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by yinkus4u2c(f): 1:14am On Mar 01, 2015 |
hahaha...dat shldnt cause fyt ooo since its not done in public...just d two of u r present. its no biggie jor...fart on bro |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Joel3(m): 1:25am On Mar 01, 2015 |
oh my god this remind me. I was with my friend babe in hotel relaxation he left the two of us when mistakenly I release bomb. The whole of the reception was filled with missiles. I was really embarrass since it only the two of us she will definitely know it me.? But she didn't behave like anything happens. But I know she must have bear it to the extreme. I was sweating and prayer no one should entered the reception that moment. Another sinerio is my babe. Only the two of us was in hotel room. When I head a bad small. God it was like hell. While I manage to bear it. After some hours she release another one. to be continue |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by yinkus4u2c(f): 1:32am On Mar 01, 2015 |
Joel3: hahaha....fart competition |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Joel3(m): 1:37am On Mar 01, 2015 |
yinkus4u2c:no competition oh. |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by kestolove95(m): 1:40am On Mar 01, 2015 |
macfarland:she hit mi sae"hmmmmmnn baby u don mess" |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by naijaboiy: 2:21am On Mar 01, 2015 |
i cant try it though #BackFromBan |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by prettyjo(f): 6:04am On Mar 01, 2015 |
naijaboiy:welcome back |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 6:49am On Mar 01, 2015 |
YES. Please, fart only in your own presence. Preferably in a well-ventilated bathroom, thank you. 1 Like |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 7:01am On Mar 01, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul:But remember there are times d two of us are so together in a room for a long time and u notice this dangerous fart rearing an ugly head and u may never be able to suppress or hold it back . |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 01, 2015 |
macfarland: I would so not forgive that, lol. Please, hightail it to nearest bathroom. You shouldn't subject others to your foul excretions. It's rude...and disgusting (no offense meant here). |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by sapien(m): 7:21am On Mar 01, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul:What If, at that point, there is no rest room nearby? Please, there is nothing wrong releasing the air in the presence of a spouse, especially if both of you enjoy a huge chemistry. An understanding spouse will just laugh it off, and will not have grouse with it. 1 Like |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Nobody: 7:43am On Mar 01, 2015 |
sapien: Well, your 'huge chemistry' is now heavily permeated with the smell of your shyt. How d'ya like that? People have different tolerance levels for certain things, I guess. But in my view, it shouldn't be done, like, ever. I have a pretty sensitive nose, but that's not the only reason. It's just bad manners. You should ultimately be considerate of your surroundings, rather than releasing tear-gas, and then expecting your partner's laughter/understanding, no? 1 Like |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by naijaboiy: 9:19am On Mar 01, 2015 |
prettyjo:Thanks |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by Joel3(m): 9:44am On Mar 01, 2015 |
wait a minute, a girl you are not really attracted to but you just want to sleep with her. On hearing such bad smell can turn my erected pennis to flaccid |
Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by shitshappen(m): 8:58am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Of course, where else will u comfortably do it if not with her around. I excuse myself and do it outside if I can. Otherwise...take me as I am baby. Love comes is quanta of the good and bad. |
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