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HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by CrossLegge: 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2015
Dear Patience Faka Jonathan,
How is everything going for you and the rest of the people in Aso Rock? I write this letter in response to your statement, “We are not conductors so we don’t ask for change”.
I just want to tell you that in the real sense of it, bus conductors do not ask for CHANGE. It is usually the passengers who ask for CHANGE.
Your husband, Goodluck Jonathan was chosen as the driver to convey Nigerians to their destination; PDP was appointed the conductor; and the Nigerian masses were and are still the passengers. As passengers, we had paid our bus fares in 2011 using the vote currency and now, we are asking, demanding for CHANGE as we approach our destination, 2015.
Oftentimes, bus conductors do not agree to give the passengers their CHANGE easily (at least not without a fight or exchange of words ). Like the bus conductors we know, PDP does not intend to give us the CHANGE that is due us even when they know this is the right thing to do. But we the Nigerian Masses (who live without basic amenities; who are unemployed; who do not feel secure at home and in public places; who have been designated as targets for shooting practice etc.) have decided to get our CHANGE from the conductor (PDP and Cabals).
You see the wind of change has so caught with you. This is why even you ought to vote for CHANGE.
Thanks for gathering your things as you prepare to quit Aso Rock back to Otuoke or Okrika, the choice is yours.

Yours sincerely,
Lookman Alawaye Esq. (A LEGITIMATE PASSENGER)

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Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by saaedlee: 2:43pm On Mar 03, 2015
Lol....

Oya all the FFKs on NL or TheRealFFK come out and say something....
Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by absoluteSuccess: 2:46pm On Mar 03, 2015
The 'shooting practise' one got me buhahaha in my plut banking hall. grin
Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by Orunto: 3:09pm On Mar 03, 2015
We are not carrying Touts on this Bus and so anyone who does not know where he or she is going should not jump on our Bus. This is not "Osa straight". Ours is a Bus for Development, Improvement, Expansion, Enlargement and Good generally. Bokoharam keep off!
Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by Blackfire(m): 4:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
can buhari and his wife endure shooting range abuse from naija for 215 days?
Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by bisi16(m): 4:50pm On Mar 03, 2015
Well written. Shipopotamus, take note, it is passengers dat request 4 change and not d conductor. Olodo rabata!
Re: HILARIOUS! Have You Read Apc’s Funny Letter To Patience Jonathan? by yemimylover(m): 10:16pm On Mar 03, 2015
actually i felt sorry for u, Hope u don dey prepare ur load shay







BYE GOODLUCK

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