1. What? And spoil my great random sex life?

2. Why aren’t YOU divorced yet?


3. It gives my mother/father something to live for.

4. I’m not willing to give up on love just yet.

5. Just lucky, I guess.

6. I already have enough work to do, thank you.

7. Is this a proposal?

8. I stil like going out on dates .

9. I’m waiting for you to get divorced so I can marry your wife/husband.

10. It didn’t seem worth a blood test.he is AS ,

11. The BRIDE/groom hasn’t arrived from Russia yet.
12. I’m not done “boozing and whoring.”
13. Because having both a husband and a child would be redundant.

14. I’d have to DIVIDE MY MONEY INTO TWO

15. I’m waiting for your son/daughter to turn 18.

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Funny tho








But u wil kip being funny till your funny miss@49 n stil single..

Or funny mr@50 n no child of his own

lol... no 9 is the best

tobechi74:



2. Why aren’t YOU divorced yet?



9. I’m waiting for you to get divorced so I can marry your wife/husband.



15. I’m waiting for your son/daughter to turn 18.

yall need Jesus.

seriously though, I dont understand the rationale behind everlasting waiting for somebody.

time and tide wait for no man or woman?

Its very bad when people ignore the men/women who want to start a relationship with them and start running after or "waiting for" a fantasy.

That's self deceit.