SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA
HALITOSIS:
The following below are the ways to know if you
have a mouth odour:
You always win an arguement quickly.
You are explaining something to your friends and
they are looking at another direction.
Anytime you yawn and a dog beside you begins to
bark.
You want to kiss your girlfriend and she tells you, "I
don't like kissing".
You want to whisper to your friend's ear and he/she
starts begging you that he/she already knows what
you wanted to say.
You try to sing for a little baby and he/she starts
crying.
Your pastor is praying for everybody in the church,
when it gets to your turn, he will instruct you not to
say Amen.
WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE, CONSULT A
DENTIST ASAP!

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