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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mekadinho(f): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2015
THAT UR NEIGHBOUR MUST HV THE SPIRIT OF MESSI AND RONALD 7 IN HIM, I MEAN, HIS D.ICK TOM MUST BE.... OK, HV U TRIED DISCUSSING WITH HIM MAN2MAN?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by anonimi: 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2015
bisous:
Speak with the man ....man to man

and make the conversation as light, humorous as possible.

You should also start looking for another apartment (hopefully with tired pensioners as your neighbours grin)

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2015
bang bang bang in face me i face you

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by demsid(m): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2015
o ga o
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by lolaxavier(m): 5:03pm On Mar 06, 2015
This is what you get when you can afford a 2 bedroom apartment at Omole Estate but you chose to rent face-me, I-slap-you at Akute.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by chidexy(m): 5:03pm On Mar 06, 2015
How about you throw a banger on their door or through their window?

Sure enough that will get their attention

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by DoTheNeedful: 5:04pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
has anyone experienced somethin similar? care to share
.

I used to have similar experience with a particular neighbour angrysometime ago but i was (am) single. My neighbour's gf was a screamer too. Her own pass porn star. The woke me up severally from sleep especially fri/sat nights. I had to cope but a times,i did make sound just to remind them that am around. It worked to a great degree as the lady was quite a shy one who cant just help but make sound whenever the guy was scrubbing her walls
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by nortcentrallord(m): 5:04pm On Mar 06, 2015
They are APC while you are PDP. Don't worry, soon they will wear out when they loose the election grin.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by bookface: 5:04pm On Mar 06, 2015
take the following steps

1) Download a bunch of 2 hour porn

2) Put it on play and repeat

3) turn the volume up

4) go on vacation.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Glowyshoe: 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2015
Put cotton wool in your eye before you sleep..

Follow on instagram:@glowyshoe

Then i think the noise will stopl..lol
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by henrysam(m): 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2015
Pack out of the house and tell the guy that his wife wants to corrupt your family and that's why you are moving shocked shocked sad
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by GodMode: 5:06pm On Mar 06, 2015
Buy poster color paint brush

Cut your fingernails.

Finger your wife for 10 minutes..

while f:ingering use the poster color paint brush to caress her n:ipples.

While doing the above kiss her on her stomach, neck, lips for another 10 minutes...

If she hasn't had or:gasm yet stand her up then bend her over halfway then stroke her p***** from behind...


Thank me later...

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bokoharam: 5:07pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

Who says they are commiting sin? They are a married couple nah! So, what does Sexual Immorality" tape do to them?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Ajarney(m): 5:07pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed
Hahahhahaahahhaha(Rolling on the floor)
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by steppin: 5:08pm On Mar 06, 2015
GodMode:
Buy poster color paint brush

Cut your fingernails.

Finger your wife for 10 minutes..

while f:ingering use the poster color paint brush to caress her nipples.

While doing the above kiss her on her neck for another 10 minutes...

If she hasn't had or:gasm yet stand her up then bend her over halfway then stroke her p***** from behind...


Thank me later...
Walahi! Bros, you no get work.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by notoriousbabe: 5:08pm On Mar 06, 2015
This is super story............ grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by watchindelta(m): 5:08pm On Mar 06, 2015
dat is a raw sex meh dam, not like does bytches forming dead wood on ur bed without returning any ummmm. I luv dat kind of Bytch really
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 5minsmadness: 5:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:

jst read ur thread, i thot it was jst me... so how do u cope grin grin

Hmmn, I guess I just got used to it eventually oh. The day I created that thread i was so pissed I actually recorded their voices and wanted to paste it on nairaland but I decided against it, names were mentioned screamed out, and I no wan make dem trace me evict me from my place.
My elderly aunt heard it and thought of going over to give them a piece of her mind but i dissuaded her.

my gf though came up with the idea of screaming really loud when we are em em...but it started becoming a competition with them becoming even louder so we scratched that idea embarassed

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ChynoBEATS: 5:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
bisous:
Speak with the man ....man to man

Abi o my sister...... What rubbish .... Dey're just using their romance mode to disturb others n that's very wrong...... Abi make them talk Man to man jare

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by CY09: 5:10pm On Mar 06, 2015
Una no go kill person with laugh here. for those advising him and his wife to start their own screaming session, have you forgotten he has kids also?
Best bet is to approach the man in a friendly manner, let him know of your concern for your kids. Shikena! grin

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bitojoe(m): 5:10pm On Mar 06, 2015
bisous:
Speak with the man ....man to man

that what ma?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bokoharam: 5:10pm On Mar 06, 2015
GodMode:
Buy poster color paint brush

Cut your fingernails.

Finger your wife for 10 minutes..

while f:ingering use the poster color paint brush to caress her nipples.

While doing the above kiss her on her stomach, neck, lips for another 10 minutes...

If she hasn't had or:gasm yet stand her up then bend her over halfway then stroke her p***** from behind...


Thank me later...

Bros, is this 4real or you are doing? In this era of money rituals, would the lady not think she is in for one?
Anyway, good to try out sha oo!

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by victorazy(m): 5:11pm On Mar 06, 2015
100Cents:


Have you answered this question ?

I will advice you answer your kids first..

grin grin grin Nairaland "typical 9ija"
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mfm04622: 5:11pm On Mar 06, 2015
You have many options.
1) Ask them nicely to tone down the noise.
2) Counter their noise with your own noise. (From TV, Radio, etc)
3) If all fail, Pack out!
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed

Time to build your own house and move from a "face me I shoot you"

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Booty4me: 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
Op your neighbour is the man of the year
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ahizih(m): 5:13pm On Mar 06, 2015
That's how my gf screams as well,but i usually controls her
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by slashycee(m): 5:14pm On Mar 06, 2015
d boss mayb u should contact d guy 4 his recipe 4 ur wife n 4 d noise i tink u should discuss it wit dem
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 06, 2015
The solution is to write a simple anonymous note in bold and slip it through their door saying

[size=18pt]Please tell your wife to stop screaming and moaning loudly,the whole yard can hear her including the children
[/size]

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Perfectbright: 5:16pm On Mar 06, 2015
Na small pikin brain u get
fem29:


Ehn it's just to make dem feel uncomfortable na, you are busy doing the do and you now hear pastor condemning sex angry. Ok he can get a tape of those indigenous gospel songs.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by momo22: 5:17pm On Mar 06, 2015
grin cheesy
Chhai that is what I love most, any woman I bang must scream. How I wish I can have a taste of that woman.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by championeh(m): 5:18pm On Mar 06, 2015
My friend, it is your neighbour, if you are not enjoying it please go get a soundproofed wall grin

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