MzNelly:


Divine.

You?

Yareey:

You need to learn readin between the lines bruh

messpero90:
pls mine is not one night o, mine is just 2 hours non stop Bleep and i promise u will be begging me 2 Bleep u at every avalaible space forever, at work, train, plane, kitchen, bathroom, sitting room, bus, church toilet, bar, etc.

ZedX6:
Falls from chair. . . I'm dead.

messpero90:
hm hm i woke up dis morning nd i need 2 c an angel, dats y i called u, so hw was d heavens wen u visited last night?

Hey yo, I don't care who is declared winner. This guy has won.

Lmao

DrAify:
You need a Psychiatrist asap.It is for your own good

Good you're a doctor. But I fear you can't handle that patient.

messpero90:
hm hm i woke up dis morning nd i need 2 c an angel, dats y i called u, so hw was d heavens wen u visited last night?

DrAify:
You need a Psychiatrist asap.It is for your own good

Ezibless:


Nah,i got a magnifying lens with me
If it means climbing a tree,i would

I know of only one man who was good @ climbing trees............ "Zacchaeus"
U tink u can clim berra dan him?
Na fall u dey ooo

Yareey:

Okay...
Have these silly lines ever worked out for you? I have a hard time imagining a lady reacting positive on these lines. I told you to slow down yesterday, Im looking for a block option right now.

ZedX6:
Good you're a doctor. But I fear you can't handle that patient.

messpero90:
hey hold it right there, u shud b hapi dat im wasting my time on u, a whole me a.k.a d young neymar, d future ronaldinho, d twin of Lionel messi, d ladies man, d second to cristiano ronaldo, d best player of pepsi football academy and the 1st son of F.C BARCELONA. mcheeeeeeeew dis is y i dislike nigerian girls. my south african nd european girls rocks.

DrAify:
His case beyond repair

Yareey:

I do not care who you are or who you like. Just stop mentioning me creep!

Capiche?

messpero90:
hey pls dnt insult me, bcaus im playing with u. i

DrAify:
His case beyond repair

messpero90:
pls mine is not one night o, mine is just 2 hours non stop Bleep and i promise u will be begging me 2 Bleep u at every avalaible space forever, at work, train, plane, kitchen, bathroom, sitting room, bus, church toilet, bar, etc.

Ehnnnn.... Telll me sumtin
Any weapon fashioned against my DrAify shall not prosper.....

elantraceey:


I don't

Yareey:

Okay...
Have these silly lines ever worked out for you? I have a hard time imagining a lady reacting positive on these lines. I told you to slow down yesterday, Im looking for a block option right now.

Blackett:
You could try. . .

Godvilla:
Ehnnnn.... Telll me sumtin
any weapon fashioned against my DrAify shall npt prosper.....

DrAify:
I give up

hifaif:


You are so cute!!!

DrAify:
Sorry gladiator

Godvilla:
Ehnnnn.... Telll me sumtin
any weapon fashioned against my DrAify shall npt prosper.....

sunnico:
Searched through the web to find the best poem for you
But Bae I found none that truly described the way i Feel for u
The first day i saw your picture
There was something so spectacular with the posture

The way you smiled, those beautiful eyes
oh it was like my world just transformed to paradise
your eyes make the stars look like they aint shining
your hairs form perfectly without you trying

Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight
Please don't make it wrong, just stay by my side
cos you are amazing just the way you are

Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
I know that sounds like blushing
but bae the truth is am intoxicated by your love
cos loving you is like breathing how can i ever stop

My ELEGANT ELANTRACEEY
....Loving You till Buhari finds his original school Certificate

messpero90:
lyk seriously u dnt write lyk a nigerian lady lyk sm of nairaland ladies with nigerian mentality, are u sure ure nigerian? Or do u live outside Africa?

Yareey:

Thank you

messpero90:
lmao but it shall prosper, but wait o hw do u know my name?

I dnt need a soothsayer to tell me ur name.....

Godvilla:
She lives in Paradise......
Over there, we think and do things in a rational way

Godvilla:
I dnt need a soothsayer to tell me ur name.....

messpero90:
lyk seriously u dnt write lyk a nigerian lady lyk sm of nairaland ladies with nigerian mentality, are u sure ure nigerian? Or do u live outside Africa?