The President in his bid to tigh up the political knots, has visited Ijesha. He was also sighted at the Palace of the Owa Obokun of Ijeshaland.

Below are some pictures taken from the event:

People may have called him Clueless in the past but all that I can see, GEJ has gotten some Clues that will help him Win the forthcoming election!

hero31x:
People may have called him Clueless in the past but all that I can see, GEJ has gotten some Clues that will help him Win the forthcoming election!

Clues like he can not win without the SW hence his endless trips to the SW like Bingo dog ?

TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir

chat2deen:

TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir

Teacher: Buhari, your performance looks good, may I know your qualification?

Buhari: Qualification? Flease ma I don't understand.

Teacher: Ok Buhari, can you show the class your certificate?

Buhari: Yes ma, this is my Affidavit!

Teacher: Class, should we accept Buhari's Affidavit in place of Certificate?

Class: No ma, let us allow Jona because he has started doing well & Jona is not a tyrant but has loveable heart

Teacher: Ok Jona, You may continue, the Class still love you.

aresa:


Clues like he can not win without the SW hence his endless trips to the SW like Bingo dog ?

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It's called strategy! You can't restrict him because the last time I checked, he is still your president- the President of the Federal Repulic of Nigeria. As a matter of fact Nigeria is his constituency.

God bless Nigeria

geniusmedia:
God bless Nigeria

GOD BLESS GEJ
GEJ TILL 2019
GEJ ALL THE WAY

why was gej's face photoshopped on the person in green and white and also further back in the first picture?

what are you trying to say?

I swear with my soul,he can't get 15% vote in Ijesa land.

chat2deen:

TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir

very creative,no mind the fool below you

Class: No ma, let us allow Jona because he has started doing well & Jona is not a tyrant but has loveable heart

Teacher: Ok Jona, You may continue, the Class still love you.