Mods, I don't know wer to put this... Either in d pet section, cause I don't know if d creature is a pet, or in d crime section, cause I intent robbing it of its priced possession...

Please who knows where I can find a Goblin (egbere) in yoruba don't know what it is called in Hausa and igbo... I intend to forcefully take its mat, and sleep with it for 7 days, then boom... I GET RICH... Its not like I am a bad person, cos believe me i have considered all d options available, but its d situation of our country dat has forced me to consider other means of getting rich ...

I was told to get d mat from it is an arduous task, and they cound be found in thick forest under d great agbalumo tree or on hills... I am ready to fight with it cos of my experience beating my mates back then in school

So anyone with valuable info should please contact me on ere... Thank u

Note: any jobless or interested party cn come along on this mission of greatness, u will snatch d mat, and I will act as backup to u ...


Thanks



Tosyne2much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
I know u guys are all about d women and all, but I need help badly on dis

Hhahahhahahaha....u r hilarious!

A goblin is a legendary evil or mischievous grotesque dwarf-like daemon or monster that appeared in European stories and accounts during the Middle Ages.

They are attributed with various (sometimes conflicting) abilities, temperaments and appearances depending on the story and country of origin. In some cases, goblins are little creatures related to the brownie and gnome. They are usually small, sometimes only a few inches tall, sometimes the size of a dwarf, and have magical abilities; they are greedy, especially for gold and jewelry. iyen awon egbere nor

@OP you said you are finding a legendary evil

Mattpopson101:
A goblin is a legendary evil or mischievous grotesque dwarf-like daemon or monster that appeared in European stories and accounts during the Middle Ages.

They are attributed with various (sometimes conflicting) abilities, temperaments and appearances depending on the story and country of origin. In some cases, goblins are little creatures related to the brownie and gnome. They are usually small, sometimes only a few inches tall, sometimes the size of a dwarf, and have magical abilities; they are greedy, especially for gold and jewelry. iyen awon egbere nor

@OP you said you are finding a legendary evil

Yes ke...
I need that mat badly

KashyBaby:
Hhahahhahahaha....u r hilarious!

Will u join in d quest? Dat way I get to teach u d language also... Its a win win situation for u

countsparrow:



Will u join in d quest? Dat way I get to teach u d language also... Its a win win situation for u

Yeaaah sure...but juz make sure buko haram wont kidnap us while searching this goblin in the mountains of Nigeria ...hahhahaha,juz kidding!
But u can still teach me pidgin tho..

countsparrow:

Will u join in d quest? Dat way I get to teach u d language also... Its a win win situation for u

When and where ?

damola1:


When and where ?

Will communicate that to u soon... Money must be made LEGALLY

jeffizy:
[size=15pt] The Story
Long, long ago a woman met a man from another tribe. Even though courtships outside of one’s own tribe were forbidden, they fell in love and carried on their secret love affair. Soon after the woman became pregnant and no longer was their affair so secret anymore. Shunned from her tribe because of her unwanted pregnancy, the mother was unable to look after her baby and thus decided she would desert it in the African bush. The mother thought that the baby would soon die from the dangers of the African wilderness. The baby did not die but was lost there forever. It turned into a spirit of the night and transformed into a Bushbaby. The soul of the baby now haunts the African wilderness, crying everynight for its parents, hoping for rescue. Its cries can always be heard late at night in the bush. This legend originated from the fact that the Bushbaby’s cry sounds remarkably similar to that of a human baby’s cry. [/size]

The more reason I need to see it... U can also call it a resque mission for d missing child

KashyBaby:


Yeaaah sure...but juz make sure buko haram wont kidnap us while searching this goblin in the mountains of Nigeria ...hahhahaha,juz kidding!
But u can still teach me pidgin tho..

No Wahala... How do u intend to get d lessons?

countsparrow:



No Wahala... How do u intend to get d lessons?

Wow...well, maybe one-on-one...dnt worry i am a fast learner...hhahahha...

KashyBaby:


Yeaaah sure...but juz make sure buko haram wont kidnap us while searching this goblin in the mountains of Nigeria ...hahhahaha,juz kidding!
But u can still teach me pidgin tho..

that's not a problem, ull just have to be hanging around, so tell me what facinates about nigeria will be glad to hear

iwezor1:
that's not a problem, ull just have to be hanging around, so tell me what facinates about nigeria will be glad to hear

Everywhere I travel, I met Nigerians...they r one of the coolest ppol i Ever met...very friendly ,kind and funny...

And wat facinates me is tat their swag & this pidgin english, when they speak it sounds(accent)) so sexy to listen to...

KashyBaby:


Wow...well, maybe one-on-one...dnt worry i am a fast learner...hhahahha...

Okay then... Will be waiting to hear from u

KashyBaby:


Everywhere I travel, I met Nigerians...they r one of the coolest ppol i Ever met...very friendly ,kind and funny...

And wat facinates me is tat their swag & this pidgin english, when they speak it sounds(accent)) so sexy to listen to...

wow I can see the desire to learn already, its not gonna be a problem , to learn buh how do u intend learning it? Just as my nigerian bro above wrote

Time is of d essence, who knows we're I can find goblins

Then travel to the land of no-return